The Court Yard Cafe in Deakin took $12.20 from me, being payment for:
1. a white roll with grey slimy stuff claiming to be avocado, a tooth-jarringly tough strip of aubergine, some oily “chargrilled” capsicum and a piece of tissue paper coloured to look like swiss cheese; and
2. an impressively large chocolate muffin which, upon closer inspection, turned out to be one of those joke muffins made out of a rubber sponge.
Expensive? Tick. Inedible? Tick. Return visit scheduled? Big fat cross.