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WARNING: Johnboy is a reptoid. Apparently.

By PsydFX 23 May 2009 100

Whilst waiting for the bus today, I came across the following notice that was taped inside a bus shelter.
The notice states:

STOP!!! KNOW THE TRUTH
Did you know??? The following people are not who they pretend they are – you read and believe their UNTRUTHS!!!
in reality they are LYING and are in fact reptoids ( reptilian humanoids) JESSICA GOOD!!! JOHN GRIFFITHS!! MARK PARTON!! SIMON DEERING NIGE”) KATY GALLAGHER ALSO
know the truth now – www.fightTRUTH.com

When I got home I had a look at the website to see if it was some kind of weird joke, and from what I can work out I think it is.

I do find it funny that the guy has taken the time to pixelate his face in his videos, I find it even funnier that at 0:59 on the May 21st video that he moves just a little too fast for his pixels and end up displaying half of his face.

Hopefully someone out there recognises him and can give us some insight into his mental health status?

[ED – wow, so this is what the bigtime looks like…]


UPDATED: Well, with his most recent video our lad is obviously fabricating evidence (either that or I’m really a Reptoid overlord and I think they’d be sleeping with more swimsuit models). So I think elaborate spoof is firming as a favourite.


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Erg0 2:15 pm 20 Jan 11

Skidbladnir said :

dwayneshav said :

Reptoids, everywhere! They’re coming outta the walls. They’re coming outta the goddamn walls!

Poor Dwayne Shavargo.
Didn’t you realise we’ve already gotten to you, and put the implants behind your eyes? Eventually, everybody sleeps.

The fact that you know his last name proves that are a member of a vast international conspiracy.

Skidbladnir 12:54 pm 20 Jan 11

dwayneshav said :

Reptoids, everywhere! They’re coming outta the walls. They’re coming outta the goddamn walls!

Poor Dwayne Shavargo.
Didn’t you realise we’ve already gotten to you, and put the implants behind your eyes? Eventually, everybody sleeps.

Erg0 12:03 pm 20 Jan 11

I notice that the exact same rant was posted today on an American skeptical website that I frequent. Obviously someone’s been doing some Googling.

And yes, the same grammatical error was quickly pointed out.

p1 10:14 am 20 Jan 11

dwayneshav said :

For those of you that don’t think that there is no such thing as aliens, you need to wake up.

Unintentional double negative FAIL.

dwayneshav 9:22 am 20 Jan 11

For those of you that don’t think that there is no such thing as aliens, you need to wake up. There have been reptilians living amongst us for thousands of years, and there’s countless evidence to prove it. This video does a pretty good job of giving you a rough idea of what the Draconians are and how long they’ve been here. Their disguises utilize technology that is much more advanced than the technology that is available to the general public (which is usually 50 to 100 years behind what the human elite organizations such as DARPA have), but it is still not infallible. There have been many instances caught on tape when the moving features of their face (mouth and eyes) have a slight lag time to recalibrate to the sudden change in movement. Hence the appearances of reptilian eyes or tongues for split seconds. One of my buddies who also (happens to be quite adept in regards to the reptilians and what they’re all about) was filming a city council meeting for ventura county when he caught something like this. He posted some of the pictures at his website (they’re at http://anxiety.org if you want to check them out) although the quality isn’t as good as the one shot by the news network.

Jim Jones 11:16 am 29 May 09

These guys have been watching too much V.

Does johnboy eat hamsters?

Katietonia 10:52 am 29 May 09

I laughed my ar*e off when my sister started mentioning reptilian theory to me but have since come to find it more interesting than funny. David Icke was recently in Australia and gave a talk in Melbourne to hundreds of followers of this belief. There are heaps of videos on youtube of so called reptilian leaders but I have not seen anything convincing yet, they’re all bad quality and pixelated. If I could analyse footage on 16 or 35mm film that would be more convincing.

Anyway check out David Icke, if not just for a laugh it is quite interesting.

p1 1:59 pm 26 May 09

I see dead people!

rosebud 1:58 pm 26 May 09

In the words of Homer Simpson, “mmmmm…soylent green…”

peterh 1:56 pm 26 May 09

Skidbladnir said :

SPOLER WARNING:
The Lost Island is home to epileptic trees and psychic mist, but nobody knows what is going on. Trinity dies at the end of the third Matrix movie, Frodo does not destroy the ring but allows Gollum to do it unintentionally, Private Ryan is saved at the cost of many lives, and Jack dies of hypothermia.
Rocky wins, then loses, then wins, then Apollo dies and Rocky goes to Russia and wins again,. Rosebud was the sled while Soylent Green was people, so we could all be having Granddad for dinner.

skid, too much info – no idea what you have spoiled…

Skidbladnir 1:38 pm 26 May 09

SPOLER WARNING:
The Lost Island is home to epileptic trees and psychic mist, but nobody knows what is going on. Trinity dies at the end of the third Matrix movie, Frodo does not destroy the ring but allows Gollum to do it unintentionally, Private Ryan is saved at the cost of many lives, and Jack dies of hypothermia.
Rocky wins, then loses, then wins, then Apollo dies and Rocky goes to Russia and wins again,. Rosebud was the sled while Soylent Green was people, so we could all be having Granddad for dinner.

jessieduck 1:16 pm 26 May 09

Oops- spoiler alert- I have no idea if the season final has played in Australiayet… so sorry all.

peterh 1:06 pm 26 May 09

jessieduck said :

They are remaking V- it’s starring Juliette from Lost (which is annoying because if she’s on another series she probably didn’t survive the hydrogen bomb going off when she got sucked down the shaft and Sawyer and Kate are going to hook up again.)

thanks jessieduck, haven’t been watching, but now i know where it is up to. bit like some other shows…

gun street girl 12:45 pm 26 May 09

Postalgeek said :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHTN_dRHnqg&feature=channel

Watch the video if you want, but it’s the comments that made my morning. Good luck fighttruth.com. I wish you well.

*waits patiently for an interview with Ben Harrison*

jessieduck 12:41 pm 26 May 09

They are remaking V- it’s starring Juliette from Lost (which is annoying because if she’s on another series she probably didn’t survive the hydrogen bomb going off when she got sucked down the shaft and Sawyer and Kate are going to hook up again.)

Skidbladnir 12:36 pm 26 May 09
Skidbladnir 12:31 pm 26 May 09

V (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(The_Original_Miniseries)) is a documentary of Why The Eighties Seems Messed Up, Because the Lizard People Took Over and Rewrote History, isn’t it?

Postalgeek 12:05 pm 26 May 09

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHTN_dRHnqg&feature=channel

Watch the video if you want, but it’s the comments that made my morning. Good luck fighttruth.com. I wish you well.

escapethemuff 8:50 pm 25 May 09

we too are reptoids…

Clown Killer 6:48 pm 25 May 09

I saw a duck once …

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