28 July 2010

When signs go bad...

| johnboy
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signage

As seen in Canberra.

So the challenge, dear readers, is to firstly guess what the sign used to say (restrain yourself if you already know).

Once that’s cracked perhaps wags would like to speculate on what it could or should say?

Enjoy.

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A FILE ERROR HAS OCCURRED

FICKERIG HAUS. Its German for……(and its not what you think it sounds like!)

georgesgenitals6:57 pm 28 Jul 10

Finger Hookers.

FINGERISHOUS?

Trunking symbols5:09 pm 28 Jul 10

FLAY OTTERS
WATERY FOWLS
“Don’t mention the war”
“Pretentious, moi?”
… get the idea?

What about acronyms:

Ferrals In Every Residents (on) Heroine

FIERY HAGS (of the world unite?)

Amanda Hugankis3:10 pm 28 Jul 10

Finer Habituate
Finger halitosis
Filtered Haemoglobin
Fiber Hoptic

MORNINGTON CRESCENT

filtered hernias?

Gungahlin Al2:13 pm 28 Jul 10

Left my funny bone at home sorry – I’m guessing Fisher Shops?

If it’s refering to what is behind the sign I would guess ‘FIRE HAZARD’.

Fisher Shops was my guess at the ‘actual’.

Finder Chops – stockers of quality lamb products.

Woody Mann-Caruso1:12 pm 28 Jul 10

FISH ERN CHIPS.

FIRMER PHALLUS

colourful sydney racing identity12:37 pm 28 Jul 10

HI-FI STEREO SHOP

FINGER SHAG!

FINGER SHIT.
FINGER THIS?

What it should say:
“FINGER HER”

What it could say:
“FISHER SHOPS”

colourful sydney racing identity11:45 am 28 Jul 10

it clearly said finger house, which is, of course, Weston Creek slang for glove.

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