Where to find reliable erotic dancers in Canberra?

Mick1965 said :

I ran strippers (from a local girl who whored from my house to Penthouse Pets) in the mid to late 80s and it was a very difficult game. I thought most Canberrans would want class so I presented Penthouse Centrefolds (often prior to the month they were to appear). These girls went to skimpy underwear only.

A bikini bar? I never really understood the point of those.

sinsations and club x both provide what they call hand relief but from what I have heard from some of the parties I have done if you are after quality and a performance to remember definately go Uniformentertainment you wont regret it

pheonix said :

If you are looking for high quality performers and really hot girls go through http://WWW.uniformentertainment.com based in Canberra all us girls are screened for drugs and definately no fuglies. You pay a little extra for us girls from Uniform but if you want quality. Oh and as for weeny peeny not all of us are on ICE or drug addicts and not all of us are sluts that will let ya stick it in, maybe you sgould come and meet my security I am sure he would enjoy getting it through that thick skull that we are not all drug f@#k#d idiots.
remember for quality
http://www.uniformentertainment.com

…What if you are into a fugly ice addict who will let you stick it in?

The free market has failed me again!

If you are looking for high quality performers and really hot girls go through http://WWW.uniformentertainment.com based in Canberra all us girls are screened for drugs and definately no fuglies. You pay a little extra for us girls from Uniform but if you want quality. Oh and as for weeny peeny not all of us are on ICE or drug addicts and not all of us are sluts that will let ya stick it in, maybe you sgould come and meet my security I am sure he would enjoy getting it through that thick skull that we are not all drug f@#k#d idiots.
remember for quality
http://www.uniformentertainment.com

What do you expect? They’re mostly on ice.

If you are looking for reliable strippers in Canberra…please contact Strippers Ink 0406469164…www.strippersink.com.au

i really miss knights…

Yup – SINSATIONS has a high volume of strippers and I believe they do Club X etc too so that is seriously where I would go and explain you are a business…they should give you fair prices.

> strip club in Mitchell that’s beside a brothel (or 2)

That’s Sinsations. I’ve been twice (bucks nights both times), the strippers were actually really good both times.

I ran strippers (from a local girl who whored from my house to Penthouse Pets) in the mid to late 80s and it was a very difficult game. I thought most Canberrans would want class so I presented Penthouse Centrefolds (often prior to the month they were to appear). These girls went to skimpy underwear only.

What 99% of the men in Canberra wanted was no undies, and 98% wanted ping-pong balls. “Moral” of the story – your average ACT bloke wants it dirty, not classy.

I was knocked aside by “FEVER” who gave Canberrans what they wanted and did not charge a fortune. Most of those girls ended up at the strip club in Mitchell that’s beside a brothel (or 2) but the name escapes me. I’d be approaching them simply because they have volume and that’s what you need – volume and backup! So if someone can help with the name of the joint, or a similar venue, that’s what you want!

barking toad said :

Reality – $70 bucks for head?

The recession has hit!

THAT’S why I didn’t go there!

Crap, I screwed my href.
ww.tessryan.com

Strange idea, but maybe Tess Ryan of Email Interview fame knows a girl who knows a girl?
She’s in business herself, so could be interested in just, you know, networking.

Keiran – painting a picture for us (pun intended) will it be more Apocalypse Now, or that movie with Steven Seagal on the boat that you are going for ?

Unfortunately I’m not aware of any people who can help you with the dancing side of it, but I’ll probably be in touch with a few of the usual lads about playing a game in the near future.

Reality – $70 bucks for head?

The recession has hit!

realityskin said :

kieran AP said :

@reality skin. when was the last time you went on a bucks party? Drinks/food and transport is pretty expensive.

next weekend, and we’re paying $70 a head 😀

trying to keep this roughly on topic…
for $250pp, with the UPP you get 2 x meals (incl Steak meal), paintball (600 balls pp), on site private exotic dance show, transport and alcohol ALL INCLUDED. It is a 15 hr experience. It is quite popular with larger groups, especially those from outside Canberra and I think good value.

I am sure your $70 package will be fine for what you want to do.

OT: This post was asking for any advice on the supply of one of those services. So if your $70 includes a stripper and she/he is ok, please let me know!

cheers, Kieran

kieran AP said :

@reality skin. when was the last time you went on a bucks party? Drinks/food and transport is pretty expensive.

next weekend, and we’re paying $70 a head 😀

Ok, gotta love RA.

First a ‘mea culpa’, heading was meant to be ‘exotic’ not ‘erotic’.
@skiddy. exactly my problem. ’nuff said.
@sammy and co, you need to get out more.
@reality skin. when was the last time you went on a bucks party? Drinks/food and transport is pretty expensive.

A few I can’t understand and a few presumably well meaning ones.
And of course the ‘obligatory’ ‘self proclaimed’ ‘grammar nazi’ …. thanks for value adding to the discussion.

Back to the Yellow Pages it is…

thanks? Kieran

lol is all I’ll say…

…nah, I’ll also say this – I never understood the attraction of naked women you can’t touch, be that on a video, in a strip club or a party strip-tease. I mean, it’s all revving up the desire with no satisfaction! What’s the point?

Stick to the paintball!

lmao

Because this is “RiotACT”, I’d suggest the OP learn what inverted commas are for.
Or does ‘quality’ and ‘punctuality’ mean something different to what I think they do?

If anyone finds any please send them round my house.

ms ryan might know..?

giggidy giggidy

realityskin said :

And who would pay $250 per head for a bucks night ?!?!?!?

oh, i am leaving that one alone….

And who would pay $250 per head for a bucks night ?!?!?!?

Tits with ‘tude: a great name for a chick punk band!

Ask Kevin Rudd, he’ll know.

http://www.yellowpages.com.au/bi/princess-promotions-canberra-city-act-4751870.html

I too am amazed by the idea of an onsite exotic dancer at a paintball session.

But from a friend, girls in the adult show business for the money currently do fly-in fly-out gigs to mining boom towns & camps, but base out of Perth or Adelaide.

Cause nothing says erotic like hanging our with a bunch of people shooting paint pellets at each other.

I dunno Keiran I think this could be detrimental to your business and if I were you I wouldn’t be advertising an ‘onsite erotic dancer’.

It’s kind of like you can shoot blue balls at each other all day and then come inside and get a pair of your own from our onsite exotic dancer!

Haha, so many saucy puns available in response to this, not enough time!

Is the plan to have the erotic dancer roaming the paintball field as play is in progress?

That could make for an interesting experience 🙂

All I can say is good luck Kieran. Every bucks party Ive been to in the ACT in the last few years has been marred by, well to put it nicely, very poor value entertainment (to put it not so nicely – fugly chix with tude).