12 May 2011

Who is Celeste Italiano?

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RiotACT’s remorseless robots this morning noticed that the Legislative Assembly website is now promoting a Legislative Assembly Twitter feed.

But for reasons passing understanding the top of the page belongs to one “Celeste Italiano” who tweets with the majesty of our legislature.

I for one welcome our new mistress.

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I want what @bimbogeek is taking!

She changed it 🙁

Jordania said :

Celeste Italiano is an International Woman of Mystery with her finger firmly on the Assembly pulse, when she can find it.

That ‘pulse’ has well and truly left the building! Last rites have been given and received!

I’m sticking with the ship theory – and of course the plausible theory that it is in fact some new, crime fighting, kitten saving device…………………………..then again, that may be the oxycontin talking………….

Celeste Italiano is an International Woman of Mystery with her finger firmly on the Assembly pulse, when she can find it.

Antagonist said :

I can’t believe it. I’m a bogan and I actually understood those comments. I wouldn’t dare suggest I might be a ‘smart bogan’ though. That would be an oxy … errr … contradic … fugg it!

Where is my Woodstock? Pirate ship must have visited Tuggeranong again.

I think the word you were looking for was ‘oxycontin’ – just from one bogan to another!

BimboGeek said :

I hope her crew and passengers weren’t eaten by the LBG Monster. 🙁

Hen’s night gone wrong, most likely.

I can’t believe it. I’m a bogan and I actually understood those comments. I wouldn’t dare suggest I might be a ‘smart bogan’ though. That would be an oxy … errr … contradic … fugg it!

Where is my Woodstock? Pirate ship must have visited Tuggeranong again.

I hope her crew and passengers weren’t eaten by the LBG Monster. 🙁

BimboGeek said :

Then maybe she’s a ghost pirate ship that floats on Lake Burley Griffin and the black mountain tower is actually a lighthouse designed to keep her from haunting the Inner North. I mean, I haven’t been haunted by a pirate ship lately, so it must be working!

Okay, that works for me!

Then maybe she’s a ghost pirate ship that floats on Lake Burley Griffin and the black mountain tower is actually a lighthouse designed to keep her from haunting the Inner North. I mean, I haven’t been haunted by a pirate ship lately, so it must be working!

BimboGeek said :

She wears a pink cape and fights the enemies of kittens. She defeats the forces of darkness by single-handedly replacing all the blown and busted street lights. She harnesses the force of wind to keep the autumn leaves off the pavement. She flies over the city and protects us as we sleep.

I still think it’s a ship!

She wears a pink cape and fights the enemies of kittens. She defeats the forces of darkness by single-handedly replacing all the blown and busted street lights. She harnesses the force of wind to keep the autumn leaves off the pavement. She flies over the city and protects us as we sleep.

She is my mum 🙂

Just a nice lady who works at the legislative assembly.

Ermm actually I know her… better tell her that lol…

Sounds like a type of coffee. Which thread am I in again?

The Frots said :

Isn’t it one of those new cruise ships…………?

You’re thinking of her sister, Marie Celeste. Then there’s her brother, Mambo Italiano.

Isn’t it one of those new cruise ships…………?

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