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Who wouldn’t give a blow job for a pineapple and vodka?

By johnboy - 16 December 2011 15

Colourful Canberra identity Maurizio Rao has recently been acquitted of cocaine trafficking charges in Sydney, and has in the past successfully defended murder charges.

But the Canberra Times reports that two of his 18 year old patrons at the Cube nightclub were not so impressed by his smooth pickup technique according to what the court has heard.

Police allege they approached the bar and asked about the price of a vodka and pineapple drink.

Rao allegedly told them it was $10 but added, ”Give me a blow job instead of paying.”

It is alleged he then grabbed one of the two on the breast and kissed her on the left cheek.

The young woman felt uncomfortable but shrugged off the incident and went to dance, according to the document.

Shortly afterwards Rao was speaking to one of the pair near the bar area when he allegedly placed his hand down the other’s top, squeezed her breast and made a lewd comment.

Police say the pair went to leave but before they could the defendant placed his hand between one woman’s legs.

The case resumes in February.

[Our apologies for earlier stating the cocaine trial was ongoing]

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Who wouldn’t give a blow job for a pineapple and vodka?
Dilandach 9:37 am 19 Dec 11

Chop71 said :

dixyland said :

Is there anything he can’t allegedly do and get away with? Stabbing (allegedly), trafficking (allegedly) and sexual assault (allegedly). His lawyer must smile when they see his phone number on the display.

Soul Goodman

Better call Saul.

Chop71 9:20 am 19 Dec 11

dixyland said :

Is there anything he can’t allegedly do and get away with? Stabbing (allegedly), trafficking (allegedly) and sexual assault (allegedly). His lawyer must smile when they see his phone number on the display.

Soul Goodman

dixyland 7:45 am 19 Dec 11

Is there anything he can’t allegedly do and get away with? Stabbing (allegedly), trafficking (allegedly) and sexual assault (allegedly). His lawyer must smile when they see his phone number on the display.

The Frots 9:45 pm 17 Dec 11

LSWCHP said :

Pandy said :

LSWCHP said :

After a considerable amount of introspection, I have concluded that it would take a bit more than a vodka and pineapple to induce me to give Mr Rao a blowjob. Or anybody else for that matter.

That’s just me though. Others may feel differently.

Well I would give you one.

And for free.

But then I do have a thing about hairdresing.

That may be the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me on the intertubes, but perhaps you’ve mistake me for someone else?

I’m LSWCHP the engineer, not LSWCHP the haridresser. 🙂

I’ll bet your a hairdresser now though!!!!!

LSWCHP 4:23 pm 17 Dec 11

Pandy said :

LSWCHP said :

After a considerable amount of introspection, I have concluded that it would take a bit more than a vodka and pineapple to induce me to give Mr Rao a blowjob. Or anybody else for that matter.

That’s just me though. Others may feel differently.

Well I would give you one.

And for free.

But then I do have a thing about hairdresing.

That may be the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me on the intertubes, but perhaps you’ve mistake me for someone else?

I’m LSWCHP the engineer, not LSWCHP the haridresser. 🙂

below_average_joe 11:47 am 17 Dec 11

If that’s the price of vodka, I don’t want to think what anything more ‘exotic’ might cost……

Pandy 12:12 am 17 Dec 11

LSWCHP said :

After a considerable amount of introspection, I have concluded that it would take a bit more than a vodka and pineapple to induce me to give Mr Rao a blowjob. Or anybody else for that matter.

That’s just me though. Others may feel differently.

Well I would give you one.

And for free.

But then I do have a thing about hairdresing.

LSWCHP 11:20 pm 16 Dec 11

After a considerable amount of introspection, I have concluded that it would take a bit more than a vodka and pineapple to induce me to give Mr Rao a blowjob. Or anybody else for that matter.

That’s just me though. Others may feel differently.

Pork Hunt 8:16 pm 16 Dec 11

Is it just my imagination or is this bloke a bit of a s**t magnet?

shirty_bear 12:36 pm 16 Dec 11

Solidarity said :

Makes me wonder if that’s ever worked for him.

My suspicion is he was alarmed it failed this time. Friends of mine who slung booze/muzak in nightclubs told some pretty lurid stories.

harvyk1 12:25 pm 16 Dec 11

Considering the sort of place cube is, one has to wonder why he didn’t ask one of the guys there. I expect that would have gotten him more success…

Solidarity 11:47 am 16 Dec 11

Makes me wonder if that’s ever worked for him.

chewy14 11:44 am 16 Dec 11

All class.

johnboy 11:32 am 16 Dec 11

Thanks for that, noted.

buzz819 11:24 am 16 Dec 11

I think you will find he has been aquited for the trafficking charges…

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/news/local/news/general/drugs-case-club-boss-acquitted/2337633.aspx?storypage=1

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