Why is Happy Bird so unhappy?

johnboy 5 February 2009 15

As seen in the Top Bargain shop in Civic.

Happy pig, Happy koala, and Happy Bear all seem quite happy. But Happy Bird is positively miserable.

Maybe because someone moulded ears to his head?

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15 Responses to Why is Happy Bird so unhappy?
bubzie bubzie 7:59 pm 05 Feb 09

I’d be pretty unhappy if i had a pricesticker on my head too.

Sleaz274 Sleaz274 7:55 pm 05 Feb 09

IN my experience chicks are never happy unless you have just bought them a mercedes, new diamond earrings and matching necklace, a gift voucher for a 100 shoes and agreed to hire a second spanish pool boy…and call before ever coming home.

IF you accomplish all that the level of happiness will be about 7 and will last approximately….”TIL I F#CKIN’ SAY IT DOES” “yes honey”

hetzjagd1 hetzjagd1 7:24 pm 05 Feb 09

Because Happy Bird is a copyright infringement on Badtz-Maru


Whatsup Whatsup 2:18 pm 05 Feb 09

The bloke in the can is watching what Happy Bear is doing to Happy Bird and isn’t amused. Maybe he longs to be a 3d object so he can get in on the action.

The Brad The Brad 11:54 am 05 Feb 09

He’s probably wondering if he can find inspiration for the sequel to “Waltzing Matilda”

astrojax astrojax 11:45 am 05 Feb 09

what’s that bloke in the hat on the can looking at?

The Brad The Brad 9:25 am 05 Feb 09

Where is happy bear’s left paw? I think happy bear is giving happy bird a happy goose.

No wonder happy bird isn’t happy.

niftydog niftydog 9:22 am 05 Feb 09

Happy Koala should get behind the safety rail before he finds himself at the crux of the next hotly debated topic.

SheepGroper SheepGroper 9:21 am 05 Feb 09

Happy Pig is the only one with a belly button.

H1NG0 H1NG0 9:19 am 05 Feb 09

I’m never happy if I have to go to a bow tie function either

OzChick OzChick 9:18 am 05 Feb 09

And this is news because…

p1 p1 9:15 am 05 Feb 09

Beat me to the punch line again.

p1 p1 9:15 am 05 Feb 09

Happy koala looks quite smug there on the right.

I think that Happy Bird is actually upset about the placement of his/her (gender ambiguous) price tag. Look at his/her eyes…

niftydog niftydog 9:12 am 05 Feb 09

Happy bird seems perturbed by the price sticker on his forehead.

neanderthalsis neanderthalsis 9:02 am 05 Feb 09

Maybe it’s because he has both an species identity crisis and a gender identity crisis that stems from being a gender ambiguous lump of plastic shaped like a bear but called a bird. I’d be frowning too.

That and happy pig looks like a right pillock.

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