5 February 2009

Why is Happy Bird so unhappy?

| johnboy
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As seen in the Top Bargain shop in Civic.

Happy pig, Happy koala, and Happy Bear all seem quite happy. But Happy Bird is positively miserable.

Maybe because someone moulded ears to his head?

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I’d be pretty unhappy if i had a pricesticker on my head too.

IN my experience chicks are never happy unless you have just bought them a mercedes, new diamond earrings and matching necklace, a gift voucher for a 100 shoes and agreed to hire a second spanish pool boy…and call before ever coming home.

IF you accomplish all that the level of happiness will be about 7 and will last approximately….”TIL I F#CKIN’ SAY IT DOES” “yes honey”

Because Happy Bird is a copyright infringement on Badtz-Maru

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=badtz+maru

The bloke in the can is watching what Happy Bear is doing to Happy Bird and isn’t amused. Maybe he longs to be a 3d object so he can get in on the action.

He’s probably wondering if he can find inspiration for the sequel to “Waltzing Matilda”

what’s that bloke in the hat on the can looking at?

Where is happy bear’s left paw? I think happy bear is giving happy bird a happy goose.

No wonder happy bird isn’t happy.

Happy Koala should get behind the safety rail before he finds himself at the crux of the next hotly debated topic.

Happy Pig is the only one with a belly button.

I’m never happy if I have to go to a bow tie function either

And this is news because…

Beat me to the punch line again.

Happy koala looks quite smug there on the right.

I think that Happy Bird is actually upset about the placement of his/her (gender ambiguous) price tag. Look at his/her eyes…

Happy bird seems perturbed by the price sticker on his forehead.

neanderthalsis9:02 am 05 Feb 09

Maybe it’s because he has both an species identity crisis and a gender identity crisis that stems from being a gender ambiguous lump of plastic shaped like a bear but called a bird. I’d be frowning too.

That and happy pig looks like a right pillock.

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