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Witches of Canberra Had Better Watch Out

Mathman 8 September 2009 128

Pastor Danny Nalliah has written about his concerns with the growing menace of witchcraft in Canberra.

As I have been prayerfully seeking the Lord, the Spirit of God has been revealing to me that the whole nation is under a curse because the witchcraft covens from Mount Ainsley in Canberra are cursing the Federal Parliament, which is the heartbeat of Australia where decisions are being made that effect the whole nation.

In an effort to save Canberra from the clutches of evil he is planning to do something about it.

On Saturday 17th October 2009 we are calling on all Christians to mount an offensive spiritual warfare attack on the demonic strongholds over the nation. Christians from all over the nation will gather on top of Mount Ainsley in Canberra from 2pm to 5pm. We are calling a special afternoon of United Spiritual Warfare Prayer, Repentance, and Prophetic Worship.

Apparently our local Christian forces are suffering fatigue.

I wish to challenge you to get to Canberra, our nation’s capital and hold up the hands of the body of Christ, Pastors and Christians leaders living there who seem very tired of fighting this battle alone, as I have spoken to some of them.

Who would have thought Canberra would be the battleground between the forces of good and evil.

[ED (Kramer): Here’s the latest update from Catch the Fire Ministries on Spiritual Warfare Operation On Mount Ainslie In Canberra.]


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theladyofthehouse 3:31 pm 12 Oct 09

Happily unblushing self promo alert, THIS is DEFINITELY a GODDESS-WORSHIPPER-friendly event taking place on the eve of said ‘spiritual warfare’:

Why not swing on down to the Ainslie Hall to celebrate after a hard day’s settin’-arights of thems wayward mobmental “firecatchers”!

JACKIE MARSHALL & THE BLACK ALLES BAND + HEATH CULLEN & THE 45
AINSLIE HALL Saturday 17th October from 7.30pm
ALL AGES, ALL WALKS – Entry is $20/15 and those in Costume DEFINITELY qualify for the discount!

See you up at Mt Ainslie with a bucket of water in hand! I’ll be the one wearing nothing but a snake.

myspace.com/jackiemarshall
myspace.com/heathcullenmusic

p1 10:37 am 14 Sep 09

Now, I get CTF spam telling me about our righteous battle against EVERYONE in Australia.

Now surely THAT will get them a terrorism charge?

Doctor Evil 10:07 am 14 Sep 09

Muttsybignuts said :

Bugger it! God is punishing me.
I left a quick message on the CTF message board ( probably the one Deano was referring to)thinking I was all funny and that. Now, my message has been removed ( i was asking why the protest had to be non violent as Christians are all about the bloody sacrifice)and I stupidly gave a real email address since I thought I might have to to get my message posted. Now, I get CTF spam telling me about our righteous battle against EVERYONE in Australia. Serves me right.

Do you mean that you got sent spam from inquiries@catchthefire.com.au ?

I’m a bit surprised that the owners of inquiries@catchthefire.com.au aren’t concerned that someone will sign them up for some bulk spam of their own.

Muttsybignuts 10:32 pm 13 Sep 09

Bugger it! God is punishing me.
I left a quick message on the CTF message board ( probably the one Deano was referring to)thinking I was all funny and that. Now, my message has been removed ( i was asking why the protest had to be non violent as Christians are all about the bloody sacrifice)and I stupidly gave a real email address since I thought I might have to to get my message posted. Now, I get CTF spam telling me about our righteous battle against EVERYONE in Australia. Serves me right.

Pommy bastard 9:23 am 12 Sep 09

Has anyone considered the tourism potential?

I suggest Canberra kick it off with little witches-tied-to-stakes snow globes.

Floriade is going, think of the market for Henbane, mandrake, mistletoe, build your own broom kits, grow-a-wand seeds, etc!

or T-shirts My sisters went to the Covern-Down-Under and all I got was this eternally damned tee-shirt.

Ozhair 12:04 am 12 Sep 09

Oh dear, I just listened to the 2CC podcast…

“If the Christians stop talking, there will be no more moral values left in the nation…”

Riiiiighhht…. Because morality begins and ends with Christianity, and anyone from any other belief system is incapable of making a moral decision. 😛

Lets hear it for intolerance and small-mindedness, the only things that Fundamentalism brings to the world.

bean 5:24 pm 11 Sep 09

“Will there be hotdogs available, because I do tend to get hungry at these thing? Maybe after the burnings and stuff?”

Dr Noice, I have a bbq, although I might need a hand carrying it up the mountain. and I’ll say right now, I do not want anyone using my bbq to burn people – it’s sausages or nothing damnit (otherwise I’ll never get it clean again).

Pommy bastard 2:36 pm 11 Sep 09

Dear Pastor Danny,

While riding our mountain bikes around the top of Mount Ainslie the other day, my good friend Michael (actually my gay lover,) fell and cut his head badly. We sat him on the slab until the ambulance could get to him. Unfortunately he bled quite copiously onto the slab, and, as I travelled back to Canberra hospital with him in the ambulance, I didn’t get a chance to clear up the residue.

I hope this message clears things up for you, and helps prevent you making an embarrassing spectacle of you and your rabid followers.

Christ knows you need all the help you can get.

Love and kisses,

The Gay Pommy.

PS Don’t worry, he’s not HIV +

peterh 12:50 pm 11 Sep 09

Pommy bastard said :

http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/storming-heaven.jpg

If god loves them, why did s/he/it make them so ugly?

Oh and I notice that their main weapons* are going to be; “repentance, prayer, and worship”.

So they are going to be sorry about things, pray that Jebuz will make things better, and tell him what a jolly nice chap he is.

Couldn’t make it up, could you?

*NOBODY expects the Catch a fire ministry! Our chief weapon is suprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…. Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again. (Exit and exeunt)

god works in mysterious ways…

Pommy bastard 12:17 pm 11 Sep 09

http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/storming-heaven.jpg

If god loves them, why did s/he/it make them so ugly?

Oh and I notice that their main weapons* are going to be; “repentance, prayer, and worship”.

So they are going to be sorry about things, pray that Jebuz will make things better, and tell him what a jolly nice chap he is.

Couldn’t make it up, could you?

*NOBODY expects the Catch a fire ministry! Our chief weapon is suprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…. Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again. (Exit and exeunt)

motleychick 11:32 am 11 Sep 09

Oh ok. They didn’t let my comment be posted. Damn it. It was good too.

neanderthalsis 9:59 am 11 Sep 09

motleychick said :

OK, who’s been leaving comments on the Catch The Fire web site – http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/2009/09/05/spiritual-warfare-operation-on-mount-ainsley-in-canberra/#comment-403179

Which comment are you talking about?

I’m guessing it is the one about the evil Canberra parking inpsectors and lycra clad cyclist. Sounds like a standard issue RA rant.

Skidbladnir 9:28 am 11 Sep 09

I would like to draw your attention to Poe’s Law.
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that someone won’t mistake for the real thing.

Also more formally known as “The Irony of Satire”

motleychick 9:24 am 11 Sep 09

OK, who’s been leaving comments on the Catch The Fire web site – http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/2009/09/05/spiritual-warfare-operation-on-mount-ainsley-in-canberra/#comment-403179

Which comment are you talking about?

soilduck 5:45 pm 10 Sep 09

Deano – Funny you should say that.

I did not leave that post. But I did make a post on Monday 7th Sep.

I referred them to the fact that it was wine and soft drink (which I myself witnessed). I used an alias (Jean). Alas, my post has not be approved on their site.

Interesting, no?

Doctor Evil 5:37 pm 10 Sep 09

Deano said :

OK, who’s been leaving comments on the Catch The Fire web site – http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/2009/09/05/spiritual-warfare-operation-on-mount-ainsley-in-canberra/#comment-403179

Hehe, lets see if mine makes it through moderation……

Dearest Danny,

I know exactly where you are coming from, as I too lived in close confines with a witch for many years, but only because of the children.

Will there be hotdogs available, because I do tend to get hungry at these thing? Maybe after the burnings and stuff?

Best wishes always,

Dr Noice

motleychick 4:51 pm 10 Sep 09

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Pommy bastard 4:49 pm 10 Sep 09

“Catch the fire”? Ok, I’m game to throw some, let’s see how good at catching they are…

Muttsybignuts 3:30 pm 10 Sep 09

For the record, I think the soundtrack to this event should be played by:
Vocals – Glen Benton
Guitar – Oderus Urungus
Bass – Cronos
Drums – Rick Allen

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