As passed on and recounted by a friend who wishes to remain anonymous:
EVERYONE! EVERYONE IT’S OK, I CAN DIE NOW.
Running along weaving down the street, Some guy walking past yells at me: “WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT?”
I yell back: “I’M TRYING TO DRAW A MASSIVE THROBBING C*** USING MY GPS!”
I pass him on the way back down the shaft, he’s staring at me weirdly: “I DON’T EVEN GIVE A F***”
And away i run into the night.
DFK EverallsDFK Everalls is a Canberra-based, multifaceted accounting and financial services firm that provides private and business clients with comprehensive financial and strategy tax advice.
MV LawThrough a spirit of entrepreneurialism, collaboration, and future-forward thinking, we have earned an industry-leading reputation and a huge base of long-lasting client partnerships that are built on a foundation of trust and respect.
BDN LawyersBDN has provided legal services to to Canberra, Queanbeyan and the region for over 160 years.
BrandProBrandPro’s in-house design team has created award-winning promotional campaigns that have opened new doors for organisations, large and small.
SolarHubSolarHub has helped more than 12,000 customers reduce their energy bills and greenhouse gas emissions by harnessing the power of the sun.
Clarity Home LoansA passionate team of Canberrans helping other Canberrans secure their home loans. No frills, no commissions, no brainer.
Blueline Plumbing & GasBlueline Plumbing & Gas are your local specialists in Canberra for all domestic plumbing and gas fitting needs.
Bliss SolutionsBliss Solutions provides their clients with custom built cleaning service packages to suit their individual requirements.
Want the best Canberra news delivered daily? Every day we package the most popular Riotact stories and send them straight to your inbox. Sign-up now for trusted local news that will never be behind a paywall.
Loading ...