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Citizens Electoral Council

By 5 March 2014 26

I got a “newspaper” in the mailbox yesterday from the Citizens (sic) Electoral Council of Australia. It’s a real hoot. The headline is “World Financial Collapse Looms, British Empire Prepares Nuclear War”.

It’s very similar to the wonderful US paper, The Weekly World News, my favourite headline from which is “Man Goes to Hospital For Nose Job, Comes Out With Pelican Beak”.

There needs to be more of this.

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Citizens Electoral Council
Mothy 11:21 am
05 Mar 14
#1

I got one of those back in November last year. The headline on that one was:

“Bail-in” – The British Crown’s Plot for Global Genocide

My wife looked at me like I’d grown a second head, as I laughed along with a narrative that detailed CEC’s “blowing the lid off” an global conspiracy to pass legislation allowing banks to steal money from people’s bank accounts, ah la the Cyprus bank levy that was mooted in May 2012, and managed to finish at the reason for this mad plan was that the British Crown had “invariably under a ‘green’ cover” proclaimed its intent to reduce the worlds population from 7 billion to 1 billion. Evidence offered to support the claim was the aims to eliminate the Murray Darling Basin food bowl and Australian agriculture generally.

Epic Derp. Great stuff.

Would be more hilarious if they didn’t get 10,400 FIRST PREFERENCES for House of Reps seats in the 2013 election.

NoImRight 11:55 am
05 Mar 14
#2

They were outside my work last year handing out brochures on the same stuff. Bless em. I do love a good conspiracy theory

niftydog 12:29 pm
05 Mar 14
#3

I got it too, absolutely fascinating stuff. I loved the “Obama is a British stooge” thing, and how London is controlling US finances and steering us towards nuclear Armageddon.

Cover price was $2 – who in their right mind pays for this?!

Mothy said :

Would be more hilarious if they didn’t get 10,400 FIRST PREFERENCES for House of Reps seats in the 2013 election.

Thanks, Mothy, I wondered aloud to my wife how many votes they got.

tommy 9:35 am
06 Mar 14
#4

We got this paper too. Much better read than the Chronicle.

Nylex_Clock 10:24 am
06 Mar 14
#5

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

A_Cog 12:56 pm
06 Mar 14
#6

This. Sounds. Awesome.

Where can I get a copy?

gungsuperstar 1:51 pm
06 Mar 14
#7

Nawww. So I should’ve have thrown it out?

I saw the headline on the front page about the Nazi take over of Ukrained and chucked them BOTH in the recycle bin – yes, I got 2 of them!

NoImRight 1:57 pm
06 Mar 14
#8

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

Antagonist 2:22 pm
06 Mar 14
#9

I received this one today as well. I saw a picture of President Obama having a look down the front of the Queens dress (he may actually have been leaning over to talk to her) and read the following caption: U.S. President Obama, a British stooge, is pushing an “Asia Pivot” to confront China, and sponsoring a fascist insurgency in Ukraine …”. It was at this point that I laughed, wondered who could possibly take these kooks seriously, and put it in the bin. It was not even worth the effort to recycle!

Nylex_Clock 3:04 pm
06 Mar 14
#10

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

No, but we could be living in the UK, the People’s Republic of China, the Congo, the Tiwi Islands, the Philippines, or even the Northern Territory.

Nylex_Clock 3:06 pm
06 Mar 14
#11

Incidentally, anybody checking the German newspapers might have been amused to see the latest bit in the Ukraine story being headlined as the “Krim-Krise!”.

Holden Caulfield 3:59 pm
06 Mar 14
#12

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

I personally believe… some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the US should help the US… and should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

[Source]

Nylex_Clock 4:49 pm
06 Mar 14
#13

Holden Caulfield said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

I personally believe… some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the US should help the US… and should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

[Source]

You should submit that to the CEC for publication in their next stunnnig expose of nazi atomic plots involving “banking families” (nudg-nudge-wink-wink) and their UN Agenda 21 mission to impose a one-world communist government run by secret descendants of Adolf Hitler.

Walker 5:14 pm
06 Mar 14
#14

tommy said :

We got this paper too. Much better read than the Chronicle.

Ha!!

Deref 5:37 pm
06 Mar 14
#15

A_Cog said :

This. Sounds. Awesome.

Where can I get a copy?

I’ll sell you mine for a small fee. :-)

HiddenDragon 5:50 pm
06 Mar 14
#16

Looking forward to the special issue for William and Kate’s visit to Oz.

NoImRight 8:31 am
07 Mar 14
#17

Nylex_Clock said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

No, but we could be living in the UK, the People’s Republic of China, the Congo, the Tiwi Islands, the Philippines, or even the Northern Territory.

And none of them would be the Ukraine. And a few of your examples arent even countries. It isnt called the Ukraine and they actually find it insulting.Check with them. Its their country even though youve elected yourself to tell the world how it should work oddly they still get a say in what they call themselves. Yet again you are wrong. Seeing a pattern in your wrongness? As in each time you post?

Erg0 9:36 am
07 Mar 14
#18

The CEC is the local branch of Lyndon LaRouche’s global network of crazies. They really are amazingly nutty: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Views_of_Lyndon_LaRouche_and_the_LaRouche_movement

Nylex_Clock 9:37 am
07 Mar 14
#19

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

No, but we could be living in the UK, the People’s Republic of China, the Congo, the Tiwi Islands, the Philippines, or even the Northern Territory.

And none of them would be the Ukraine. And a few of your examples arent even countries. It isnt called the Ukraine and they actually find it insulting.Check with them. Its their country even though youve elected yourself to tell the world how it should work oddly they still get a say in what they call themselves. Yet again you are wrong. Seeing a pattern in your wrongness? As in each time you post?

Oh, I can’t call it “the Ukraine” because somebody thinks it’s insulting?

Diddums. It’s been called “the Ukraine” for centuries. You can save your revisionism for your Tuesday-night marxist club.

NoImRight 11:38 am
07 Mar 14
#20

Nylex_Clock said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

No, but we could be living in the UK, the People’s Republic of China, the Congo, the Tiwi Islands, the Philippines, or even the Northern Territory.

And none of them would be the Ukraine. And a few of your examples arent even countries. It isnt called the Ukraine and they actually find it insulting.Check with them. Its their country even though youve elected yourself to tell the world how it should work oddly they still get a say in what they call themselves. Yet again you are wrong. Seeing a pattern in your wrongness? As in each time you post?

Oh, I can’t call it “the Ukraine” because somebody thinks it’s insulting?

Diddums. It’s been called “the Ukraine” for centuries. You can save your revisionism for your Tuesday-night marxist club.

Your ignorance on this is not unexpected. Its not me thats insulted its the Ukrainian people. They see “the Ukraine” as a symbol of Russian control. Its their country and their decision. Arent you one of the ones with your g string in a knot about us controlling our country?Youve no doubt not actually looked into this at all. If you had you wouldnt embarrass yourself by making nonsense claims. Oddly if I was a “marxist revisionist” I would be trying to reinforce the Ukraine as an expression.

But thanks for once again proving me correct. Each time you post you get it wrong.

Deref 12:15 pm
07 Mar 14
#21

Erg0 said :

The CEC is the local branch of Lyndon LaRouche’s global network of crazies. They really are amazingly nutty: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Views_of_Lyndon_LaRouche_and_the_LaRouche_movement

Indeedy doody. It’s interesting to see that there are some of them in Australia. I suspect that they might be the loonies putting up the chemtrails posters.

Let this be an object lesson for all of us in why school funding needs to be increased.

Nylex_Clock 1:06 pm
07 Mar 14
#22

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

No, but we could be living in the UK, the People’s Republic of China, the Congo, the Tiwi Islands, the Philippines, or even the Northern Territory.

And none of them would be the Ukraine. And a few of your examples arent even countries. It isnt called the Ukraine and they actually find it insulting.Check with them. Its their country even though youve elected yourself to tell the world how it should work oddly they still get a say in what they call themselves. Yet again you are wrong. Seeing a pattern in your wrongness? As in each time you post?

Oh, I can’t call it “the Ukraine” because somebody thinks it’s insulting?

Diddums. It’s been called “the Ukraine” for centuries. You can save your revisionism for your Tuesday-night marxist club.

Your ignorance on this is not unexpected. Its not me thats insulted its the Ukrainian people. They see “the Ukraine” as a symbol of Russian control..

So it’s not a question of my expression being incorrect, it’s merely that you have a political reason for demanding I express myself differently.

I *still* think you should save it for your Young Marxist Collective meetings, because that kind of bull just doesn’t wash with me.
ref.: George Orwell.

Antagonist 4:22 pm
07 Mar 14
#23

NoImRight said :

Its not me thats insulted its the Ukrainian people. They see “the Ukraine” as a symbol of Russian control.

In another week or two, when Putin gets his way, “the Ukraine” will be correct.

NoImRight 4:55 pm
07 Mar 14
#24

Nylex_Clock said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

No, but we could be living in the UK, the People’s Republic of China, the Congo, the Tiwi Islands, the Philippines, or even the Northern Territory.

And none of them would be the Ukraine. And a few of your examples arent even countries. It isnt called the Ukraine and they actually find it insulting.Check with them. Its their country even though youve elected yourself to tell the world how it should work oddly they still get a say in what they call themselves. Yet again you are wrong. Seeing a pattern in your wrongness? As in each time you post?

Oh, I can’t call it “the Ukraine” because somebody thinks it’s insulting?

Diddums. It’s been called “the Ukraine” for centuries. You can save your revisionism for your Tuesday-night marxist club.

Your ignorance on this is not unexpected. Its not me thats insulted its the Ukrainian people. They see “the Ukraine” as a symbol of Russian control..

So it’s not a question of my expression being incorrect, it’s merely that you have a political reason for demanding I express myself differently.

I *still* think you should save it for your Young Marxist Collective meetings, because that kind of bull just doesn’t wash with me.
ref.: George Orwell.

Actually your expression is grammatically incorrect as well but thats the least of your problems I think.There is just no grace in you at all is there? Is your ego so fragile you cannot admit even when you are blatantly wrong? You just keep ploughing on with nonsense statements as if you error will go away if you cover it with noise.

NoImRight 4:56 pm
07 Mar 14
#25

Antagonist said :

NoImRight said :

Its not me thats insulted its the Ukrainian people. They see “the Ukraine” as a symbol of Russian control.

In another week or two, when Putin gets his way, “the Ukraine” will be correct.

:-) Unfortunately you may be correct.

justin heywood 6:17 pm
07 Mar 14
#26

NoImRight said :

Your ignorance on this is not unexpected. Its not me thats insulted its the Ukrainian people…….

It’s cold in the Ukraine right now. And dark. In a former army base now surrounded by hostile Russian troops, two Ukrainian sentries huddle in their foxhole, frightened, hungry and confused. One of them tries his phone, for the tenth time that hour.

“Viktor! Your phone is workink! You have internet! Quickly! See if there is news! Are we at war? Are ze Amerikans coming?”

“Nyet Kostya! First I must see that we are not being offended on that blog in Australie. Someone said ‘THE Ukraine’ . We might be invaded tomorrow by a vastly superior force on the flimsiest of pretexts, we might be killed, but I’ll die happy knowing that someone on the other side of the world is offended by what really matters”

“Viktor, you are an idiot”

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