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Citizens Electoral Council

By Deref - 5 March 2014 26

I got a “newspaper” in the mailbox yesterday from the Citizens (sic) Electoral Council of Australia. It’s a real hoot. The headline is “World Financial Collapse Looms, British Empire Prepares Nuclear War”.

It’s very similar to the wonderful US paper, The Weekly World News, my favourite headline from which is “Man Goes to Hospital For Nose Job, Comes Out With Pelican Beak”.

There needs to be more of this.

What’s Your opinion?


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Citizens Electoral Council
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Mothy 11:21 am
05 Mar 14
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I got one of those back in November last year. The headline on that one was:

“Bail-in” – The British Crown’s Plot for Global Genocide

My wife looked at me like I’d grown a second head, as I laughed along with a narrative that detailed CEC’s “blowing the lid off” an global conspiracy to pass legislation allowing banks to steal money from people’s bank accounts, ah la the Cyprus bank levy that was mooted in May 2012, and managed to finish at the reason for this mad plan was that the British Crown had “invariably under a ‘green’ cover” proclaimed its intent to reduce the worlds population from 7 billion to 1 billion. Evidence offered to support the claim was the aims to eliminate the Murray Darling Basin food bowl and Australian agriculture generally.

Epic Derp. Great stuff.

Would be more hilarious if they didn’t get 10,400 FIRST PREFERENCES for House of Reps seats in the 2013 election.

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NoImRight 11:55 am
05 Mar 14
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They were outside my work last year handing out brochures on the same stuff. Bless em. I do love a good conspiracy theory

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niftydog 12:29 pm
05 Mar 14
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I got it too, absolutely fascinating stuff. I loved the “Obama is a British stooge” thing, and how London is controlling US finances and steering us towards nuclear Armageddon.

Cover price was $2 – who in their right mind pays for this?!

Mothy said :

Would be more hilarious if they didn’t get 10,400 FIRST PREFERENCES for House of Reps seats in the 2013 election.

Thanks, Mothy, I wondered aloud to my wife how many votes they got.

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tommy 9:35 am
06 Mar 14
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We got this paper too. Much better read than the Chronicle.

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Nylex_Clock 10:24 am
06 Mar 14
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I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

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A_Cog 12:56 pm
06 Mar 14
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This. Sounds. Awesome.

Where can I get a copy?

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gungsuperstar 1:51 pm
06 Mar 14
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Nawww. So I should’ve have thrown it out?

I saw the headline on the front page about the Nazi take over of Ukrained and chucked them BOTH in the recycle bin – yes, I got 2 of them!

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NoImRight 1:57 pm
06 Mar 14
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Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

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Antagonist 2:22 pm
06 Mar 14
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I received this one today as well. I saw a picture of President Obama having a look down the front of the Queens dress (he may actually have been leaning over to talk to her) and read the following caption: U.S. President Obama, a British stooge, is pushing an “Asia Pivot” to confront China, and sponsoring a fascist insurgency in Ukraine …”. It was at this point that I laughed, wondered who could possibly take these kooks seriously, and put it in the bin. It was not even worth the effort to recycle!

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Nylex_Clock 3:04 pm
06 Mar 14
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NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

No, but we could be living in the UK, the People’s Republic of China, the Congo, the Tiwi Islands, the Philippines, or even the Northern Territory.

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Nylex_Clock 3:06 pm
06 Mar 14
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Incidentally, anybody checking the German newspapers might have been amused to see the latest bit in the Ukraine story being headlined as the “Krim-Krise!”.

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Holden Caulfield 3:59 pm
06 Mar 14
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NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

I personally believe… some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the US should help the US… and should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

[Source]

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Nylex_Clock 4:49 pm
06 Mar 14
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Holden Caulfield said :

NoImRight said :

Nylex_Clock said :

I got one yesterday.

Apparently the revolt in the Ukraine against the corrupt psychopaths was carried out by Nazis with the support of Western Europe.

Meanwhile, apparently we’re on the verge of nuclear armageddon, and the CEC has maps showing where the Chinese nukes are going to land.

I made a special trip to the recycling bin to get rid of it.

“the Ukraine”?? Are we living in the Australia?

I personally believe… some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the US should help the US… and should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

[Source]

You should submit that to the CEC for publication in their next stunnnig expose of nazi atomic plots involving “banking families” (nudg-nudge-wink-wink) and their UN Agenda 21 mission to impose a one-world communist government run by secret descendants of Adolf Hitler.

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Walker 5:14 pm
06 Mar 14
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tommy said :

We got this paper too. Much better read than the Chronicle.

Ha!!

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Deref 5:37 pm
06 Mar 14
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A_Cog said :

This. Sounds. Awesome.

Where can I get a copy?

I’ll sell you mine for a small fee. :-)

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