I have never drunk Raiders Milk. As a child a combination of disliking milk, instinctively avoiding whatever the popular kids liked, and thinking Rugby was for neck-less slabs of meat who’ve somehow learnt to talk, prevented me from giving the unnatural green liquid a try.
My opinions on things haven’t changed much as I’ve grown, however the Raiders just released a new promo video for their flavoured milk cocktail and the powerful performances by Raider Meat Slab 1 and Raider Meat Slab 2 have convinced me that perhaps I was mistaken.
Their masterfully paced presentation of what first appears to be a brutal game plan for murdering their opposition sets up the plot twist (it was actually a brutal game plan for murdering milk) perfectly. Later a Raider is given a giant carton of milk. presumably because he still has a visible neck. Hilarity ensues.
That’s it, I’m gonna drown myself in this stuff and bulk up.