It’s a sign of the times that even someone accused of Aggravated Cruelty to an Animal Causing Death (in this case a swan) can find an illiterate friend willing to threaten people for having the temerity to republish a police media release.
It started with this entry:
#15 seesee2
1:13 pm, 02 Oct 11
who eva posted this is stupid and gutless! what u mean swan molester!? he didnt even kill the swan he was poking a dead swan on the side of a lake and this stupid lady calls the cops n said it was alive, very stupid and the police are lost they go around belivieng lies! n so does the public
And has cascaded into increasing boguetastic hilarity.
Congratulations seesee2, you’ve won Flame Of The Week!
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Ah ha ha!! ‘boguetastic’ I love it! What was he ‘poking’ the swan with seesee2? Friggin bogan Swan Molesters!
I wonder if this strange couple has molested other types of birds…? Pigeons are pretty quick, but predators like this are pretty crafty. Poor old ducks probably don’t stand a chance.
Puts a whole new meaning into F*** a Duck…
milkman said :
matt31221 said :
Fixed that for you.
“Makes you wonder as to the true fate of the Dodo.”
Portuguese bogans?
I still want to know who Eva is.
Scum, especially swan killers, always have illiterate friends. Who are also profane, pugilistic, and highly entertaining.
When the scum goes to court, can we show up and throw things?
funny all your comments makes me laugh because i am the person that did it and it was already dead yea i shouldnt of poked it but that was a bad choice i made n have to live with it you all think you know everything get a live yous are the scum that have nothing better to do then get involfed in other peoples bussnis F*** OFF YOU GRONKS
asdf123 said :
The spelling mistakes and lack of sentences are deliberate, right?
asdf123 said :
http://www.themoderndaypirates.com/pirates/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cabf14_10_linguo.jpg
Linguo…dead?
There once was a student of St Johns
Who attempted to bugger the swans
When up spoke a porter
Saying ‘Please take my daughter,
Them birds is reserved for the dons!’
There once was a bogan from Charny
Who played with a dead swan’s punany
He says that he laughed
But we knew he was daft
And his flame was a bulls*** tsunami.
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Does dead swan molestation fall under bestiality, necrophilia, or is there a separate category for that?
He didn’t molest the swan, they were making love, dammit.
asdf123 said :
Hi Ashley – so you are a liar as well as a swan murderer. Hope you use your time in jail well and maybe learn how to write coherently in English.
Have fun in prison, asshole. If you hear someone beeping at night as they drive by on the Monaro Hwy, that will be me.
It would appear to me that you are actually trying to incite an argument, or at least further ranting/threats from said bogans by creating this post.
Personally I feel this sort of behavior, by a media establishment is absolutely fantastic!
I have ling since come to the realisation, that until we can have laws past to cleanse our society of these foul mouthed, ugly, smelly, dirty, swan-f*cking bogans, we have no choice but to live with them, and do our best to avoid them (particularly if you are a swan).
However you have created a use for them, antagonise them for our enjoyment, because at the end of the day, lets face it, the cr*p they wright is damn funny!
Thank you for giving us something useful to make of them, until we can get rid of them.
Oh, and you gotta love the fact he actually typed “yous” HA!
00davist said :
Orville or Wilbur?
poetix said :
Orville!
Damn, call it a mental scr*w up, rather than a typo, becase i looked at it thingik “why does that seem wrong: but concluded i was just imagining it.
The cr*p the write is damn funny!
asdf123 said :
wow, just wow.
00davist said :
Perhaps you should stop reading those posts, you seem to have absorbed their writing style by osmosis