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Flame of the week. Charnwood swan molesting posse gonna knock you out

By johnboy - 3 October 2011 21

It’s a sign of the times that even someone accused of Aggravated Cruelty to an Animal Causing Death (in this case a swan) can find an illiterate friend willing to threaten people for having the temerity to republish a police media release.

It started with this entry:

#15 seesee2
1:13 pm, 02 Oct 11

who eva posted this is stupid and gutless! what u mean swan molester!? he didnt even kill the swan he was poking a dead swan on the side of a lake and this stupid lady calls the cops n said it was alive, very stupid and the police are lost they go around belivieng lies! n so does the public

And has cascaded into increasing boguetastic hilarity.

Congratulations seesee2, you’ve won Flame Of The Week!

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21 Responses to
Flame of the week. Charnwood swan molesting posse gonna knock you out
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matt31221 7:09 pm
03 Oct 11
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Ah ha ha!! ‘boguetastic’ I love it! What was he ‘poking’ the swan with seesee2? Friggin bogan Swan Molesters!

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milkman 7:57 pm
03 Oct 11
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I wonder if this strange couple has molested other types of birds…? Pigeons are pretty quick, but predators like this are pretty crafty. Poor old ducks probably don’t stand a chance.

Puts a whole new meaning into F*** a Duck…

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PBO 4:43 pm
04 Oct 11
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milkman said :

I wonder if this strange couple has molested other types of birds…? Pigeons are pretty quick, but predators like this are pretty crafty. Poor old ducks probably don’t stand a chance. quote]

Makes you wonder as to the true fate of the Dodo.

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p1 5:03 pm
04 Oct 11
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matt31221 said :

Ah ha ha!! ‘boguetastic’ I love it! What was he ‘poking’ the swan with seesee2? Friggin bogan Necrophiliac Swan Molesters!

Fixed that for you.

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Thumper 6:05 pm
04 Oct 11
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“Makes you wonder as to the true fate of the Dodo.”

Portuguese bogans?

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Deref 8:48 pm
04 Oct 11
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I still want to know who Eva is.

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EvanJames 10:17 pm
04 Oct 11
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Scum, especially swan killers, always have illiterate friends. Who are also profane, pugilistic, and highly entertaining.

When the scum goes to court, can we show up and throw things?

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asdf123 9:09 am
31 Oct 11
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funny all your comments makes me laugh because i am the person that did it and it was already dead yea i shouldnt of poked it but that was a bad choice i made n have to live with it you all think you know everything get a live yous are the scum that have nothing better to do then get involfed in other peoples bussnis F*** OFF YOU GRONKS

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Classified 9:33 am
31 Oct 11
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asdf123 said :

funny all your comments makes me laugh because i am the person that did it and it was already dead yea i shouldnt of poked it but that was a bad choice i made n have to live with it you all think you know everything get a live yous are the scum that have nothing better to do then get involfed in other peoples bussnis F*** OFF YOU GRONKS

The spelling mistakes and lack of sentences are deliberate, right?

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Mysteryman 9:58 am
31 Oct 11
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asdf123 said :

funny all your comments makes me laugh because i am the person that did it and it was already dead yea i shouldnt of poked it but that was a bad choice i made n have to live with it you all think you know everything get a live yous are the scum that have nothing better to do then get involfed in other peoples bussnis F*** OFF YOU GRONKS

http://www.themoderndaypirates.com/pirates/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cabf14_10_linguo.jpg

Linguo…dead?

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Deref 10:21 am
31 Oct 11
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There once was a student of St Johns
Who attempted to bugger the swans
When up spoke a porter
Saying ‘Please take my daughter,
Them birds is reserved for the dons!’

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Classified 10:50 am
31 Oct 11
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There once was a bogan from Charny
Who played with a dead swan’s punany
He says that he laughed
But we knew he was daft
And his flame was a bulls*** tsunami.
.

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roflmao 5:13 pm
05 Nov 11
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Does dead swan molestation fall under bestiality, necrophilia, or is there a separate category for that?

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Classified 8:48 pm
05 Nov 11
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He didn’t molest the swan, they were making love, dammit.

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Ian 11:22 am
24 Nov 11
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asdf123 said :

funny all your comments makes me laugh because i am the person that did it and it was already dead yea i shouldnt of poked it but that was a bad choice i made n have to live with it you all think you know everything get a live yous are the scum that have nothing better to do then get involfed in other peoples bussnis F*** OFF YOU GRONKS

Hi Ashley – so you are a liar as well as a swan murderer. Hope you use your time in jail well and maybe learn how to write coherently in English.

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