The finest night of free entertainment the Earth has ever seen happens Monthly at the Phoenix.
It is hosted by Andrew Galan and Joel Barcham because they are loud.
You should be aware of this.
YOUR FIRST AND LAST POETRY SLAM
BRINGS YOU THE DECEMBER
YES, THE DECEMBER
And in the December we want you on stage with your words for two minutes
And to do that we give you an audience, stage, judges, The Master of Conflict, feature acts, MCs, more toilets than ever before, The Score Adder, lights, two microphones, sound, The Sound Guy, two bars, prizes and the December.
And for the December we bring you C.R. Avery
And for the December we give you the BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! house band The Sleeping Beauties
And for the December we give you a Raphael Kabo
So bring your words, arms, shirts, shorts, socks, whatever, to BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! at the Phoenix Pub, 7:30pm, no props, no music, all your original material, the December.