The ABC Rural News is lamenting the fact that Goulburn Rabbit Farmer, Julie Arbalis cannot provide any dressed Rabbits for the Canberra Market this Easter, after fleas spread Myxomotosis through her 300+ herd of Rabbits (for those syntax/grammar snobs, yes it is correct – piss off and die), leaving her with just twenty.
Fortunately, beuing organic she will plant biological agents that will handle the flea without going nuts with the Rogan or 1080 ilks, wisely using Wormwood, which produces the god of hangover givers and blank spots, in an otherwise useful night on the slosh, Absynth.