13 December 2010

Which suburb will *win* the race to host a diplomatic precinct?

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The Canberra Times reports that the National Capital Authority is hard at work to find a new place to stick embassies joining Yarralumla, Deakin and O’Malley.

Bear in mind though that the lucky suburb getting the nod won’t be getting those lovely Swiss or Japanese.

The 25 new embassies will largely be from busted arse kleptocracies (who didn’t manage to set up an embassy before now) possibly selecting consular staff for their willingness to run drugs, guns and blood diamonds through the diplomatic bag conventions.

Add to this that they are largely beyond the law, and you’re going to have some great neighbours.

Suggestions below as to which suburb should be the lucky one?

[Also for those reading the CT article, the NCA’s predecessor was the National Capital Development Commission (NCDC), not the National Capital Development Authority]

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somewhere_between_bundah_and_goulburn1:40 am 17 Dec 10

Waltaroo said :

To be fair they should really be north-side.

The high commissioner of PNG used to live in Amaroo – his granddaughter used to go to my high school.

AFAIK there were a couple of embassies that used to be based in the old Benjamin Offices in Belco (Source: 1993 Gregory’s street directory).

troll-sniffer said :

At the risk of being sensible, and therefore unsuited to posting on this threasd it would seem, I think if I were NCA I’d be taking a good long hard look at the large swathe of land that separates the current embassy zone from the lake, right around from behind the PNG HC to the open spaces behind the YMCA Yacht Club. I know some of the land is earmarked for a new lodge etc but there’s an awful lot left.

What they should be doing though is asserting their right to properly manage the territory by selecting a large block of Deakin and Forrest and declaring it an embassy zone, and booting out all the snooty hoity toity types who think it’s just so je ne sais quoi to live there…

The problem with ‘open space’ is some hippy will come along and say it’s endangered native grass land and the sole habitat for some species of Legless Lizard (snakes perhaps?) or the not so rare Clueless Bogan.

Nothing would be more Australian than basing the new dippo precinct in a suburb named Kenny.

georgesgenitals8:27 am 14 Dec 10

Crace.

That surburb really should have a “dis” added to the front of it.

The Queanbeyan flood plain.

Holden Caulfield said :

Charnwood.

Charnwood, or possibly Macgregor… after all, it’s the “developing countries” apparently that are going to be needing the space …

What about the end of Empire Circuit where the Westlake workers settlement was. Huge block of land and already in a diplomatic precinct. That area could be divided into quite a number of large blocks.

Make some of the larger embassies share some of their land. The US has a massive block, surely they could give some of it to Iraq or North Korea or something?

Felix the Cat8:02 pm 13 Dec 10

Waltaroo said :

To be fair they should really be north-side.

Charnwood?

i didn’t know they had to be in a precinct. what about the random embassies in red hill etc?

What are those new ones called? Wright, Coombs and Somethingorother.

To be fair they should really be north-side.

screaming banshee5:38 pm 13 Dec 10

I can’t believe no-one has suggested Nicholls

Parts of the Woden end of Deaking would be relatively easy to have put to use – there’s an Embassy for some such little known nation there already on the corner of Carruthers St

I knopw the Botswanan Embassy is pretty far south in Deakin. And there is a lot of land marked for embassies but not actually in use like Irans block of land in Yarralumla.

I just hope we do get more embassies here, i hate sending my passport away to get visas to visit the ‘stans for example.

Parts of the Woden end of Deaking would be relatively easy to have put to use – there’s an Embassy for some such little known nation there already on the corner of Carruthers St

Does it _really_ have to be in the ACT?

troll-sniffer1:05 pm 13 Dec 10

At the risk of being sensible, and therefore unsuited to posting on this threasd it would seem, I think if I were NCA I’d be taking a good long hard look at the large swathe of land that separates the current embassy zone from the lake, right around from behind the PNG HC to the open spaces behind the YMCA Yacht Club. I know some of the land is earmarked for a new lodge etc but there’s an awful lot left.

What they should be doing though is asserting their right to properly manage the territory by selecting a large block of Deakin and Forrest and declaring it an embassy zone, and booting out all the snooty hoity toity types who think it’s just so je ne sais quoi to live there…

I reckon Curtin will be next on the list…it’s a good pick location-wise.

They should just timeshare the ones in O’Malley. Think of all the amusing combinations that would be possible.

Holden Caulfield12:09 pm 13 Dec 10

Charnwood.

I hear there’s a good spot in the new Molonglo precinct that is suddenly not needed for its original purpose.

Knock down the Hawker flats and build them on that site.

Dear lord not Chapman.

The Causeway’s got swome free space.

Good call.

I’m sure Snowy would love to have them out at the airport.

Or Tralee. I hear that will be a nice place to live.

The Causeway’s got swome free space.

Hopefully Tuggeranong. It’s not like it’ll be any different.

DeadlySchnauzer10:13 am 13 Dec 10

I assume its got to be somewhere with existing clear land that can be re-zoned (ie they aren’t going to evict people from existing residential areas 😛 ). But also somewhere reasonably close in…

– Molonglo?
– Kingston?
– Yarralumla brickworks?
– Constitution avenue?

georgesgenitals10:01 am 13 Dec 10

Put them in Dunlop – they’ll fit right in.

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