3 September 2013

What will the Raiders do to top dwarf lighting?

3 September 2013 | johnboy

Previously the one trophy the Raiders were hanging onto was “most off the hook mad monday” thanks to the legendary efforts of Joel Monaghan.

But it appears they have been exceeded by St Kilda players setting a dwarf on fire.

Will the champs bounce back?

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watto2312:08 pm 04 Sep 13

Blame the media though, as it finally was reported that the idiots were setting each other on fire also…. I guess they thought the dwarf wanted to be part of the stupidity.
To be fair though the dwarf seems like a decent bloke and he is a wrestler/entertainer. One could argue he uses his lack of height to make money as a profession.

p112:07 pm 04 Sep 13

BimboGeek said :

Can I have $500 for 2 hours of cosplay? I’ll wear anything you like! (strictly no stripping)

Do football players find your stature inherently funny?

p111:52 am 04 Sep 13

What I don’t understand about “footy” players, is the legal structure which allows them, when on the field, to punch each other in the head. I know that the AFL, NRL etc “punish” players for such things, but there is no police involvement. Is that purely because no one ever presses charges? Or is there some legal protection afforded to a person by nature of being paid for sport?

BimboGeek9:57 am 04 Sep 13

Wait, they box wallabies???

I’ve looked on the website for Dwarf My Party and I still have no idea what these “performers” actually do, except that they don’t strip. Apparently they just hang around in costumes and talk to people.

Can I have $500 for 2 hours of cosplay? I’ll wear anything you like! (strictly no stripping)

Heavs8:43 am 04 Sep 13

“So, like, I hire myself out as entertainment for these guys. I let them dress me up and throw me round and box little wallabies and stuff. It’s all good fun. But lighting my shirt on fire is just demeaning for me”

BimboGeek8:15 am 04 Sep 13

They paid a man to come to their party and someone decided to burn him. The dog thing was disturbing but this is so horrifying that nobody believes it is real the first time they hear it.

The response of Blake Ferguson to his attack reminds me of a rape victim. He is upset but just wants to pretend someone didn’t just try to kill him, doing his best to make it all go away. Scary scary stuff.

Roundhead897:39 am 04 Sep 13

Well actually Raiders players have been involved with dwarfs in the past. I was on the Gold Coast in January 1985 at a nightclub which featured dwarf throwing. Two Raiders players were involved. A month or so later the media picked up on the dwarf throwing story although the Raiders managed to keep the involvement of their players out of the press.

Aeek11:21 pm 03 Sep 13

Masquara said :

cyclists being laughed at, you’re just a nonsense.

I don’t care about being laughed at, being killed by a moron driving a lethal weapon who is stupid enough to think its “funny” I have a problem with.

Masquara9:39 pm 03 Sep 13

Aeek said :

Masquara said :

watto23 said :

Its hard to not laugh at the dwarf lighting, as disgraceful as it it.

Nigger joke, anyone? Bit of a laugh about a poofter bashing?

And JB – what’s with the amused tone in your headline? Reads as though you agree that short people are subhuman. Disgraceful.

and yet you are happy to “joke” about running down cyclists.

Yes, absolutely. Cyclists dish right back. If there’s a history of cyclist oppression and hatred leading to significant damage to cyclists’ lives, do tell. If you really think that the lynching of blacks in America, and dwarf-throwing, and poofter bashing, equate to middle-class lycra clad cyclists being laughed at, you’re just a nonsense.

LSWCHP9:30 pm 03 Sep 13

Masquara said :

watto23 said :

Its hard to not laugh at the dwarf lighting, as disgraceful as it it.

Nigger joke, anyone? Bit of a laugh about a poofter bashing?

And JB – what’s with the amused tone in your headline? Reads as though you agree that short people are subhuman. Disgraceful.

Short people of all persuasions worldwide, having read this, are not Happy. In fact, they may well be Grumpy.

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