So, with my breath held, my heart thumping, and an ear cocked for the impending crash of replies, I offer the following news.
A government decree has just authorised cyclists in the French capital to go through red lights, after road safety experts deemed the measure would cut road accidents.
That’s right folks. The thinking is that this would cut road accidents.
Look. See. It’s right here on the internet.
So keep your fancy rolling stop Idaho. Forget about tinkering with those helmet laws, you crazy Melbourne folk. The land of fromage has done it all.