27 September 2005

RiotACT Camel Peddlars

| che
Join the conversation
35

In response to this story from Maelinar about not needing to register your pet camel the CT have picked up the idea that RiotACT are the authority on Canberra Camel ownership.

CT Camel Story

Join the conversation

35
All Comments
  • All Comments
  • Website Comments
LatestOldest

You lucky ACT people–I live in Queanbeyan with my horse and my goat and the council have decided that things with hooves are bad (baaa-d?) and are trying to ban them all. Yet they allow you to have fifteen dogs, dozens of cats, rabbits: whatever. They seem more environmentally damaging (ecologically and socially) than my goat. Oh joy of bureaucracy!

Absent Diane3:15 pm 29 Sep 05

hehe camelydia… or camel toe-jam…… hi gutter make me a sandwich

Don’t recommend it, AD, you might catch Camelydia.

Absent Diane3:10 pm 29 Sep 05

with camels???

Absent Diane3:08 pm 29 Sep 05

or call it RABIES – RiotACT Beer Induces Erotic Sex

How about marketing RiotACT beer? (a.k.a. camel piss).

A camel badged with the riotACT logo would have to spit. Now THAT I would sit on my monitor to aim it incompetent colleagues.

how about a full suite of RiotAct leisure wear ie. stubby holder, tshirt or BBQ apron and thongs?

Absent Diane10:10 am 29 Sep 05

Or a riotact patch with a camel sewn into into it!!

I’m starting to think that JB should look into marketting a RiotACTer Camel, aka a Camel with a RiotACTer patch sewn into it craftily.

I for one would put one on my monitor at work to identify myself 🙂

Samuel Gordon-Stewart10:20 am 28 Sep 05

or just for pure nonsensical value…not another humpback whale…

Absent Diane10:02 am 28 Sep 05

what do you call a blind camel………

uhhm

No I camel

Samuel Gordon-Stewart9:58 am 28 Sep 05

You’re discriminating against blind camels.

No, it’s merely a “Camel with Vision”. Probably more entertaining than the other variety…

Samuel Gordon-Stewart8:51 pm 27 Sep 05

Sounds like something that might happen with certain substances…

If ChannelVision is “A Channel With Vision” can CamelVision be “A Vision with Camels”?

Camelvision – it rocks.

Absent Diane4:59 pm 27 Sep 05

Perhaps we can organise a camel-as-a-pet awareness day…. can’t think of anything catchy for a name..
Perhaps something in the same vein as my great idea last week, ie…

Shorts for Shorts day…. a day where everyone where’s shorts and makes a gold coin donation which goes to the Australian Midgets Society.

Greens can conquer the universe as well you know.

I’m sure that wouldn’t stop him from getting on channelvision — they don’t seem overly concerned with issues of disclosure.

Mael – I thought you wanted to work for Dr Foskey!

I made press 🙂

With this one small step, I’m that little bit closer to conquering the universe… Next stop… Channelvision ! (or whatever it’s called)

CT could/should have detailed our web address…

Hey Bulldog, I’ve seen heaps of videos of women’s fun bits! 😉

Actually Camels use more water than horses, their usefulness in the desert comes from the fact that they can travel further before they need to refill

and in this time of high petrol prices I think we should be looking at livestock as another viable transport option

Check the RSPCA; you never know they may have found a stray!

A camel would be a good pet to have as they don’t need much water so would be very low maintanence during Stage 3 water restrictions.

Samuel Gordon-Stewart1:06 pm 27 Sep 05

Are stuffed animals exempt? If not, did CT get permission for the pictured pet?

Good work Mael. Kinda funny really.

As for RiotACT being the authority on camel ownership, I say this to the CT; Just ask any of us, we are the authority on absolutely everything.

Oh, and guys- the whole camel toe thing; gettng a bit Hoff-like in it’s un-originality and repitition.

Mr Evil, I suggest if you’ve never actually seen a real woman or her fun bits to move slowly away from the computer, take a shower and hit the streets. Not saying you aren’t a playa, but anyone who spends that much time obsessing over one thing sounds like they need to get out any more. Don’t mean to be harsh, childish or nasty but I have to make the point. Now, prove me wrong.

Thumper; so many good ideas, so little time in the day. Although I don’t know; what is the going rate for a camel? Can someone with too much spare time google this?

Know the toe? Hell, I love the toe: except when it’s attached to a fugly!

There is actually a bloke down past Royal Belco Golf course that has a camel. I noticed it cruising down there last weekend.

Mr Evil – the visual I’m getting is disturbing, but sometimes you’ve got to ‘know the toe’

Yep, if you spend some time at the gym you’ll see plenty of cameltoes.

I feel strangely honoured 😛

contrary to CC’s assertion there have been no recent sightings of camels, there could be a case for plenty of camel toe sightings…

Daily Digest

Want the best Canberra news delivered daily? Every day we package the most popular Riotact stories and send them straight to your inbox. Sign-up now for trusted local news that will never be behind a paywall.

By submitting your email address you are agreeing to Region Group's terms and conditions and privacy policy.