Grease used to be the word but as time slips by, we’ve had to latch on to others – words that mean or say something about our times.
The latest is teal. Yes, it was the word during the federal election campaign and it made for some colourful exchanges between politicians old and new when the former lost so many of their jobs to the shiny, bright independent souls.
Thanks to the Australian National Dictionary Centre and its Word of the Year competition, teal is back – in living colour.
Who knew it had all that was required to draw out such a title, especially when you consider it also means a sort of duck with a stripe on its head. But who are we to argue with a dictionary? Cleary not a pedant.
So how do they come up with Word of the Year. Do they pick letters out of a bucket and yell out “winner” when the letters actually make some sense? I have got to say that some of the other words on the list were slightly dodgy. Or maybe just my age (150 at last abacus count) is showing.
So who among you, particularly who actually remembers what an abacus is, has ever heard of the word “eshay”? Come on, be honest.
It could almost be the sound someone makes when they sneeze, but we’re probably just grasping at tissues here. Apparently it means a young man who is part of a group, associated with, shock/horror, anti-social behaviour. But wait, there’s more. Turns out said youth also wears a certain brand label when he’s being so anti-social.
And to think that was on the shortlist for 2022 Word of the Year. Words fail me.
Another of the contenders was “quiet quitting” (of an employee) – the brackets are so helpful explaining this one. A quiet quitter is someone who opts not to call their boss what they’d really like to call their boss and only ever does enough work to not get sacked. Clearly they deserve the silent treatment.
Given the choice, my vote for Word of the Year would go to something more onomatopoeiac, clearly because I’m a, duh, sesquipedalian.
No, I really am. And it’s OK, it’s not contagious. Being onomatopoeiac, I love words that sound like what they are – slush, mush and … boing. (Particularly boing because it bounces so easily off the tongue – and right across the room).
But if it has to come down to one word, the word, my vote would go to sesquipedalian – a person who uses long words, or so you would have thought. Us wordsmith-types are never satisfied/pleased, contented/at peace with the world/placated …
Until, that is, we come across the Best. Word. Ever. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia, which means, clearly, a fear of really long words.
Who knew?