At last, finally, after all this time, following many years of it not being the case, Canbeurovision is a thing. If the name feels at all murky as to what exactly it is, Canbeurovision is just like Eurovision, but for Canberra. Specifically, it pits suburbs against one another in a performative war of song and spectacle.
“I’ve been sitting on it for years now,” says organiser/co-host/mug-keeper/ideas man Chris Endrey. “I don’t know why I didn’t do it earlier. I thought I’d have to beg my friends to fill one night but it turns out I have to beg strangers not to do it. But I’m conflict-averse, so everyone’s in over three nights now.”
What Chris says is true. Due to unexpectedly high demand, the once-modest idea has grown into a multi-night celebration of everything inspiring, sensational, and Canberra-based.
Contestants have between three and eight minutes to perform whatever they like, so long as it resembles the spirit of their home suburb through song. Turner, Isabella Plains, Rivett, Downer, Lyneham, Scullin and a couple dozen others are among the locales represented. That said, I was alarmed to find that Belconnen hadn’t attracted a single entry. But it seems the artistic closetedness of my stomping ground is far from the norm.
“I thought it was a fantastically dumb niche idea and it’d be a nice excuse to indulge in my love of Canberra for a quiet night with some friends,” says co-host and all-around Canberra enthusiast Jayne Hoschke. “But it turns out EVERYONE IN CANBERRA thought it was a fantastically dumb idea and it’s become more of a ridiculous fiesta than I can even comprehend.”
The competition now consists of two heats ahead of a final round at the Polish White Eagle Club in O’Connor on Thursday, June 8. Heat #1 took place over the weekend at Smith’s Alternative, with a second to follow on Saturday, May 26, also at Smith’s.
You can scroll through Canbeurovision’s newsfeed to discover a string of video evidence from the night, featuring ukeleles, violins, dance, many an original song, and more than a few Canberra celebrities.
“The bad news is it’s not a good money spinner because most of the seats are taken by performers,” says Chris. “The good news is I get my own seat for free. It’s definitely going to be annual from now on and next year I’m thinking three Polo heats and a final at the Playhouse. None of this is commercial in confidence.”
Considering the first night completely sold-out, I’d advise following the link to grab tickets for Canberuovision Heat #2 sooner rather than later.
It says a lot about Canberra as a whole that we can happily pack out a room for a night of songs about – literally – ourselves, but not for world-renowned headline acts who we risk never again returning to the city.
Out-of-towners might call it self-importance. I just call it love.
UPDATE: Heat 2 has sold out. A third heat is being considered for Sunday, May 27.
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