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The Mully Cup – A call for ideas

johnboy 4 May 2010 64

Right up to the last Justin “Mully” Williams thought he could run from the law.

Even with a close friend dead at his hands, and that friend’s partner and baby too, even with his girlfriend in a coma next to him Mully thought he could get away from the cops one last time and punched the firemen cutting him free from the wreckage, and an ambo trying to treat him, before taking off on his toes down the open road for freedom.

Sadly for Mully it’s hard to run away from much with a torn aorta.

Mully’s passing also triggered a record number of comments on a story on this site. Currently standing at 480.

So in Mully’s memory we’d like to commission a trophy for the most comment creating Canberran in a given month. We won’t hand the trophy over, because we’d like to get it back, but we will get names engraved on it.

Now the question for you dear reader is this: What would a suitable trophy be?

A large screwdriver? An airbag?

Let us know in the comments and we’ll run a poll on it later.


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Pommy bastard 9:40 am 19 May 10

bigfeet said :

I would like to go on record to predict that at some stage in the future, maybe even three or more years from now, this thread will be magically resurrected when someone does a google search on Justin ‘Mully’ Williams and decides we are all ” looser dogz 4 dissin a TOP BLOKE and A DAD hoo wuz victamiszed and murded by da phuckin PIGZ.” (or some such other rubbish)

You all know it will happen!

Surely it will read; ” looser dogz 4 dissin a TOP BLOKE hoo wuz my DAD an my cuzin to he wuz victamiszed and murded by da phuckin PIGZ deth to the pigz.”

cleo 10:28 pm 18 May 10

Facebook link expired, it’s about time.

Pandy 1:08 am 14 May 10

Mully still has so many people posting messages on his FaceBook page:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000420426695&v=wall&ref=mf

including Skye.

Don’t they know using a medium is just a fairy tale?

Thoroughly Smashed 11:56 am 07 May 10

Captain RAAF said :

1 x Packet of Winnie Blues,
1 x Condom (but it must be one from a nightclub mensroom)
1 x expired registration and drivers licence
1 x Big Mac wrapper, and
1 x Wife Beater (blue singlet for the uninitiated)

I think one of those items was alien to even the great man himself.

Weaselburger 9:24 am 07 May 10

I think it’s cool that the name is already being as a common noun, eg You’re such a Mully……….I need to take a Mully……..mully of….what a load of mully….classic!

Captain RAAF 8:48 am 07 May 10

What a great idea for an award but I think it’s missing some important criteria. Firstly, there are likely to be a lot of nominees for the ‘Mully Cup’ and therefore it should be fought over….much like Australia and England fight over the Ashes, so I propose that a collection of the following be made;

1 x Packet of Winnie Blues,
1 x Condom (but it must be one from a nightclub mensroom)
1 x expired registration and drivers licence
1 x Big Mac wrapper, and
1 x Wife Beater (blue singlet for the uninitiated)

These should then be incinerated and sealed into an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and clearly marked ‘not to be stolen’ and displayed on the top of the giant flag pole at LBG.

The nominees will soon conveniently display themselves in an ever increasing pile of bodies at it’s base.

Pork Hunt 9:34 pm 05 May 10

More specifically, a very thick chrome plated goat skull.

bigfeet 9:02 pm 05 May 10

I would like to go on record to predict that at some stage in the future, maybe even three or more years from now, this thread will be magically resurrected when someone does a google search on Justin ‘Mully’ Williams and decides we are all ” looser dogz 4 dissin a TOP BLOKE and A DAD hoo wuz victamiszed and murded by da phuckin PIGZ.” (or some such other rubbish)

You all know it will happen!

realityskin 5:12 pm 05 May 10

A Flanny, plenty of room to scrawl names of bogans on.

BimboGeek 3:01 pm 05 May 10

Specifically a very thick chrome plated skill…

Rawhide Kid No 2 1:36 pm 05 May 10

Talking about brains. How about a chrome plated skull? Plenty of engraving surface.

ConanOfCooma 1:11 pm 05 May 10

Is the trophy specifically portraying the stupidity of Mully, or leaning more towards just being a “Mega Post” trophy?

p1 1:07 pm 05 May 10

He is so Mully, I wouldn’t Carney on him if he were on fire…

BimboGeek 12:34 pm 05 May 10

Indeed PBO you were not at all Mully when you made that suggestion!

I would like to propose that examples of superhuman awesomeness be henceforth known as yllum. If anyone earns the Mully Cup for being so unbelievably cool that hundreds of people want to talk about how cool they are, they should be awarded the Yllum Medal!

The fireys that cut Mully out of the car even though he was punching them? Totally yllum!!!

Crypto50 12:14 pm 05 May 10

A short length of garden hose perhaps ? Definitely it should be a cone, not a cup.

+1 @36 great summary

PBO 11:36 am 05 May 10

BimboGeek said :

O my Buddha PBO that’s such a stupid idea, stop being such a Mully!

Hey, I like it!

What about stupid ideas, can they be similarly described as Mully? I’m sure there are many ways to use Mully in a sentence!

Why would I want to go out with you? You’re SOOO Mully! The whole idea just reeks of Mully!! Take your Mully self and your Mully dreams of romance and go back to your Mully life!!!

Mwahahahaha!!!

There, I knew it would catch on.

Thoroughly Smashed 11:22 am 05 May 10

BimboGeek said :

He punched the medic who was trying to treat his torn aorta? I’ve just submitted him to the Darwin Awards.

Sadly he’s ineligible.

BimboGeek 11:14 am 05 May 10

O my Buddha PBO that’s such a stupid idea, stop being such a Mully!

Hey, I like it!

What about stupid ideas, can they be similarly described as Mully? I’m sure there are many ways to use Mully in a sentence!

Why would I want to go out with you? You’re SOOO Mully! The whole idea just reeks of Mully!! Take your Mully self and your Mully dreams of romance and go back to your Mully life!!!

Mwahahahaha!!!

Rebos 10:50 am 05 May 10

Final words “Aorta get outa here”

PBO 10:18 am 05 May 10

Pork Hunt said :

PBO said

“Or you could just shit in a schooner glass and take a photo…”

How do you fit a turd into a schooner glass?

You have obviously never seen “Two girls, one cup”. However, if you want to try this have a light but solid meal or it could get out of hand.

Back to the point though, Why not also make “Mully” a rank that one can achieve through superhuman stupidity. We could then start referring to them as for example:

“That Mully Matt Massey done stole ma crop and robbed the servo!”

It kind of works and it is surprisingly descriptive when you think about it.

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