4 May 2010

The Mully Cup - A call for ideas

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Right up to the last Justin “Mully” Williams thought he could run from the law.

Even with a close friend dead at his hands, and that friend’s partner and baby too, even with his girlfriend in a coma next to him Mully thought he could get away from the cops one last time and punched the firemen cutting him free from the wreckage, and an ambo trying to treat him, before taking off on his toes down the open road for freedom.

Sadly for Mully it’s hard to run away from much with a torn aorta.

Mully’s passing also triggered a record number of comments on a story on this site. Currently standing at 480.

So in Mully’s memory we’d like to commission a trophy for the most comment creating Canberran in a given month. We won’t hand the trophy over, because we’d like to get it back, but we will get names engraved on it.

Now the question for you dear reader is this: What would a suitable trophy be?

A large screwdriver? An airbag?

Let us know in the comments and we’ll run a poll on it later.

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Pommy bastard9:40 am 19 May 10

bigfeet said :

I would like to go on record to predict that at some stage in the future, maybe even three or more years from now, this thread will be magically resurrected when someone does a google search on Justin ‘Mully’ Williams and decides we are all ” looser dogz 4 dissin a TOP BLOKE and A DAD hoo wuz victamiszed and murded by da phuckin PIGZ.” (or some such other rubbish)

You all know it will happen!

Surely it will read; ” looser dogz 4 dissin a TOP BLOKE hoo wuz my DAD an my cuzin to he wuz victamiszed and murded by da phuckin PIGZ deth to the pigz.”

Facebook link expired, it’s about time.

Mully still has so many people posting messages on his FaceBook page:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000420426695&v=wall&ref=mf

including Skye.

Don’t they know using a medium is just a fairy tale?

Thoroughly Smashed11:56 am 07 May 10

Captain RAAF said :

1 x Packet of Winnie Blues,
1 x Condom (but it must be one from a nightclub mensroom)
1 x expired registration and drivers licence
1 x Big Mac wrapper, and
1 x Wife Beater (blue singlet for the uninitiated)

I think one of those items was alien to even the great man himself.

Weaselburger9:24 am 07 May 10

I think it’s cool that the name is already being as a common noun, eg You’re such a Mully……….I need to take a Mully……..mully of….what a load of mully….classic!

Captain RAAF8:48 am 07 May 10

What a great idea for an award but I think it’s missing some important criteria. Firstly, there are likely to be a lot of nominees for the ‘Mully Cup’ and therefore it should be fought over….much like Australia and England fight over the Ashes, so I propose that a collection of the following be made;

1 x Packet of Winnie Blues,
1 x Condom (but it must be one from a nightclub mensroom)
1 x expired registration and drivers licence
1 x Big Mac wrapper, and
1 x Wife Beater (blue singlet for the uninitiated)

These should then be incinerated and sealed into an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and clearly marked ‘not to be stolen’ and displayed on the top of the giant flag pole at LBG.

The nominees will soon conveniently display themselves in an ever increasing pile of bodies at it’s base.

More specifically, a very thick chrome plated goat skull.

I would like to go on record to predict that at some stage in the future, maybe even three or more years from now, this thread will be magically resurrected when someone does a google search on Justin ‘Mully’ Williams and decides we are all ” looser dogz 4 dissin a TOP BLOKE and A DAD hoo wuz victamiszed and murded by da phuckin PIGZ.” (or some such other rubbish)

You all know it will happen!

A Flanny, plenty of room to scrawl names of bogans on.

Specifically a very thick chrome plated skill…

Rawhide Kid No 21:36 pm 05 May 10

Talking about brains. How about a chrome plated skull? Plenty of engraving surface.

ConanOfCooma1:11 pm 05 May 10

Is the trophy specifically portraying the stupidity of Mully, or leaning more towards just being a “Mega Post” trophy?

He is so Mully, I wouldn’t Carney on him if he were on fire…

Indeed PBO you were not at all Mully when you made that suggestion!

I would like to propose that examples of superhuman awesomeness be henceforth known as yllum. If anyone earns the Mully Cup for being so unbelievably cool that hundreds of people want to talk about how cool they are, they should be awarded the Yllum Medal!

The fireys that cut Mully out of the car even though he was punching them? Totally yllum!!!

A short length of garden hose perhaps ? Definitely it should be a cone, not a cup.

+1 @36 great summary

BimboGeek said :

O my Buddha PBO that’s such a stupid idea, stop being such a Mully!

Hey, I like it!

What about stupid ideas, can they be similarly described as Mully? I’m sure there are many ways to use Mully in a sentence!

Why would I want to go out with you? You’re SOOO Mully! The whole idea just reeks of Mully!! Take your Mully self and your Mully dreams of romance and go back to your Mully life!!!

Mwahahahaha!!!

There, I knew it would catch on.

Thoroughly Smashed11:22 am 05 May 10

BimboGeek said :

He punched the medic who was trying to treat his torn aorta? I’ve just submitted him to the Darwin Awards.

Sadly he’s ineligible.

O my Buddha PBO that’s such a stupid idea, stop being such a Mully!

Hey, I like it!

What about stupid ideas, can they be similarly described as Mully? I’m sure there are many ways to use Mully in a sentence!

Why would I want to go out with you? You’re SOOO Mully! The whole idea just reeks of Mully!! Take your Mully self and your Mully dreams of romance and go back to your Mully life!!!

Mwahahahaha!!!

Final words “Aorta get outa here”

Pork Hunt said :

PBO said

“Or you could just shit in a schooner glass and take a photo…”

How do you fit a turd into a schooner glass?

You have obviously never seen “Two girls, one cup”. However, if you want to try this have a light but solid meal or it could get out of hand.

Back to the point though, Why not also make “Mully” a rank that one can achieve through superhuman stupidity. We could then start referring to them as for example:

“That Mully Matt Massey done stole ma crop and robbed the servo!”

It kind of works and it is surprisingly descriptive when you think about it.

He punched the medic who was trying to treat his torn aorta? I’ve just submitted him to the Darwin Awards.

Weaselburger8:50 am 05 May 10

How about a black sheep, or better yet go to the glassworks and get someone to mould you a head with a Penis on it… Classy and it can be engraved. tell me where and I’ll chip in money for that.

A steaming pile of sh*t in a milo tin

Wait for the coronory report on that cut aorta story JB.

moneypenny26129:09 pm 04 May 10

Now I know Google is no oracle, but if you enter the search term define:mully you get a single result, which I find strangely appropriate if not exactly parochial.

It is an entry from the New Jersey Diner Slang Dictionary:

Mully – beef stew, so called because “Bossy” was a common name for a cow. -Synonyms: Bossy in a bowl.
[‘Mully’ is a synonym of Bossy according to the same dictionary, if you look hard enough]

http://www.dinercapital.com/dictionary/

So a soup bowl full of beef – as close to a Mully Cup as you can get.

Perhaps a high quality cut if the Canberran of the month is a person of merit. And a cheap cut or something a bit rotten for a winner who has more in common with the prize’s name-sake.

If all that fails, there is always the mulligrub – sometimes it is spelt with a ‘y’.

What about the Mully Grub of the Month?

“Even with a close friend dead at his hands, and that friend’s partner and baby too, even with his girlfriend in a coma next to him Mully thought he could get away from the cops one last time and punched the firemen cutting him free from the wreckage, and an ambo trying to treat him, before taking off on his toes down the open road for freedom.

Sadly for Mully it’s hard to run away from much with a torn aorta.”

The Waltzing Matilda award for “You’ll never take me alive said he”

And his ghost maybe heard as you pass by that underpass…

A plastic bucket: to represent the vessel that Mully should have been placed into after being aborted!

Inappropriate said :

An oversized hammer, for being a big tool.

I think a giant spanner would work better.

Maybe we could get a picture of Mully and someone can draw a penis on his head (in lieu of his signiture). Otherwise, I’d suggest we chip in the cost of a return taxi fare to the Woden Cemetery so the winner can urinate on his grave, creating an award in his “honor” is showing too much respect for a piece of scum.

Nobody else will ever, ever beat Mully.

Simultaneously on bail from limp-wristed magistrates in two separate police jurisdictions he steals yet another car, drives with his customary excess of speed and abysmal lack of skills and manages a high-speed lethal T-bone on a car full of stolen property being driven by a fellow-criminal and killing a third junkie criminal in the process.

That is A+ gold-plated unbeatable Mulliness.

The only way he could have done better is if during his funeral his corpse had exploded out of its coffin, covering all his extended scumbag family and other fellow-scrotes in anthrax.

Six pack of woodies and a broken condom.

PBO said

“Or you could just shit in a schooner glass and take a photo…”

How do you fit a turd into a schooner glass?

Holden Caulfield said :

From the OP: “Even with a close friend dead at his hands, and that friend’s partner and baby too, even with his girlfriend in a coma next to him Mully thought he could get away from the cops one last time and punched the firemen cutting him free from the wreckage, and an ambo trying to treat him, before taking off on his toes down the open road for freedom.”

His parents would be sooooo proud ….. oh wait, they are !!!!

While the trophy may well be awarded to someone who would rather not be associated with the actions of Mully, if it is going to be the Mully Cop, it really should be something that represents Mully. And be a cup.

From a historical interest point of view, I wonder what are the top 10 threads of all time?

how about a fake gold plated jimmy bar mounted on a fake wood laminate plaque? Its super classy and would look great on the wall of any high end room

Holden Caulfield5:10 pm 04 May 10

johnboy said :

Here and now. But I’m confident of my source.

Wow!

As for the trophy, a Police badge, or stuffed Kenny Koala puppet, perhaps?

neanderthalsis said :

A miniature of Tinman from the Wizard of Oz. If only he had a brain…

Wasn’t the scarecrow the one that needed a brain? I thought Tinman wanted a hreat.

PBO said :

I for one think that it is high time someone stole the Bogan St sign from Kaleen and made it into a trophy and this seems like quite the appropriate reason to do so, there is a Mulley st in Holder but I would leave that one.

This sign has already been stolen so many times it is now placed half way up a street-light, better get a ladder son, better get a long one.

Damn it I typed for too long someone beat me to the Facebook idea… hats off to you Postalgeek.

I had to think about this whole idea for a bit… What if the most comment creating Canberran for the month is say a great doctor who has cured a disease or a scientist who has discovered something that could improve lives, the environment or our climate? Maybe some beautiful Canberran will write a great musical or form art that not only makes the territory money but makes the world a better place? Perhaps a small child will be offered one wish, and with a lisping voice he shyly stutters, ‘I wish all the poor children would have as much food as they like.’ *sob. sob*

Actually, I can’t ever see that happening. How about nobb-jocky of the month get their photo on the Canberra Slutz facebook page??

Maybe winners can have their names placed on an ill-advised facebook group.

No need, we have our own website for that!

a red traffic light?

A bronzed brake pedal?

The (slightly damaged) hood of a Mazda 626?

Holden Caulfield said :

Yikes, when/where did that info come to light?

Ditto on the Question.

la mente torbida2:44 pm 04 May 10

Shallow end of the gene pool … definitely

Comments above send you to the same depths.

A small dried, varnished, board mounted, pile of excrement to commemorate a piece of shit seems appropriate

Clown Killer2:17 pm 04 May 10

Gold! I like the idea so much I’ve chipped in $50 to help cover the cost of whatever the RA hive mind decides upon.

One of those special backwards facing baseball caps, with a mazda badge sewn on to it.

neanderthalsis2:12 pm 04 May 10

A miniature of Tinman from the Wizard of Oz. If only he had a brain…

troll-sniffer1:59 pm 04 May 10

My vote is for a nice little porcelain model of a cistern and toilet. I’m sure I’ve seen some in junk shops etc. Shouldn’t be too hard to source, relatively cheap and nicely encapsulates the level to which Mully’s memory has sunk.

Flannelette stubby holder with a hood.

Surely a gilded pair of old running shoes. Perhaps hanging by the laces from a symbolic electricity wire.

Inappropriate1:31 pm 04 May 10

An oversized hammer, for being a big tool.

I for one think that it is high time someone stole the Bogan St sign from Kaleen and made it into a trophy and this seems like quite the appropriate reason to do so, there is a Mulley st in Holder but I would leave that one.

http://maps.google.com.au/maps?hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENAU338&q=bogan%20st%20canberra&lr=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl

It can be engraved and it is long lasting and…..wait for it………classy, which is something that Mr Williams the Worm farmer has never experienced.
Or you could just shit in a schooner glass and take a photo (same effect in the end) but I think that the street sign is perfect.

Holden Caulfield1:27 pm 04 May 10

From the OP: “Even with a close friend dead at his hands, and that friend’s partner and baby too, even with his girlfriend in a coma next to him Mully thought he could get away from the cops one last time and punched the firemen cutting him free from the wreckage, and an ambo trying to treat him, before taking off on his toes down the open road for freedom.”

Yikes, when/where did that info come to light?

Here and now. But I’m confident of my source.

How about a golden coffin? Oh hang about……that was the other useless low-life.

How about the lucky winners name grafitti’d in a Woden toilet block for all eternity?
Or at least until the ACT govt paints over it??

Thoroughly Smashed said :

A classy roadside memorial complete with cans of bourbon and an old kidney-bean alloy wheel.

Oh wait…

I was actually about to write ‘nick the mag wheel from the classy roadside memorial…’

Maybe a iron poker, an egg beater/whisk, a big spoon, a paint stirrer, or whatever it is people use to stir sh*t.

Surely PG that’s the memorial trophy for after my passing. but let’s get back on topic.

How about a can of home brand bourbon and coke?

Thoroughly Smashed12:48 pm 04 May 10

A classy roadside memorial complete with cans of bourbon and an old kidney-bean alloy wheel.

Oh wait…

How about a mortarboard (university grad style) in recognition of Mully’s massive intellect?

A framed picture of the abandoned beer

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