BellaK has directed our attention to an intriguing listing on Gumtree:
Romantic adventure for Ladies
Come and treat yourself to champagne, candle light, massage and more. It is an indulging night for special You, for your secret dreams and fantasies. It is a memory you are going to keep for yourself and smile every time you think of it.
Listed for Turner it is at least not an isolated farmhouse.
We suppose a man can dream.