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Ladies, are you up for romantic adventure in Turner?

By 6 September 2011 23

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BellaK has directed our attention to an intriguing listing on Gumtree:

Romantic adventure for Ladies

Come and treat yourself to champagne, candle light, massage and more. It is an indulging night for special You, for your secret dreams and fantasies. It is a memory you are going to keep for yourself and smile every time you think of it.

Listed for Turner it is at least not an isolated farmhouse.

We suppose a man can dream.

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23 Responses to Ladies, are you up for romantic adventure in Turner?
#1
poetix11:45 am, 06 Sep 11

For one glorious moment I thought this was a map for the location of the Turner lawn bowls club (now part of the Southern Cross Club). Lawn bowls just SCREAMS romance, don’t you think?

I hope no-one would risk going without further information.

#2
johnboy11:47 am, 06 Sep 11

Well it’s all pretty up front.

I’d imagine anyone who went would get what they’re expecting?

#3
poetix11:50 am, 06 Sep 11

johnboy said :

Well it’s all pretty up front.

I’d imagine anyone who went would get what they’re expecting?

Glenn Quagmire, perhaps.

#4
eyeLikeCarrots12:09 pm, 06 Sep 11

Its probably not the same guy from Gungahlin who posted on craigslist a few months ago offering “I’ll lick you out like the bottom on a tub of chocolate yo-go”

#5
Erg012:18 pm, 06 Sep 11

Gumtree: Canberra’s Craigslist?

#6
carnardly12:23 pm, 06 Sep 11

beer and chips and a good dvd?

#7
M0les12:25 pm, 06 Sep 11

#3 – Probably – or more likely Deuce Bigalow.

#8
johnboy12:33 pm, 06 Sep 11

carnardly said :

beer and chips and a good dvd?

I like your style.

#9
RedDogInCan8:54 pm, 06 Sep 11

They have changed their ad:

“Come and treat yourself to champagne, candle light and massage. Dress up, dress down, play the games and burst with giggles. Limited tickling on request only.”

Must have thought the previous ad wasn’t working after receiving 150 hits and no takers!

#10
deejay9:25 am, 07 Sep 11

carnardly said :

beer and chips and a good dvd?

And that, friends, is why a woman might actually be tempted by an ad like that.

#11
troll-sniffer9:41 am, 07 Sep 11

I sooooo wish I had the time and energy to prank this loser in style. Down south, past Jerrabatgulla, I do know a large family of largeish but not particularly attractive sisters whose genetic diversity is most probably quite limited (cue banjo in the distance).

A series of appointments made, a series of these fair damsels turning up as booked, and I think our Romeo would be very unlikely to repeat the ad, ever!

#12
The Frots11:34 am, 07 Sep 11

Creepy in the extreme.

#13
carnardly12:14 pm, 07 Sep 11

dare I ring and ask what he’s *reeeally* offering….? :-)

#14
johnboy12:31 pm, 07 Sep 11

once the champagne and massages start going who can say where it will end with the best of intentions?

#15
colourful sydney rac5:21 pm, 29 Aug 12

Mr Gillespie?

#16
carnardly5:30 pm, 29 Aug 12

why don’t one of the blokes ring up and ask what the “more” part of the deal is. Or will this person (male or female) just give each and everyone one of us our own private fantasy?

#17
Pork Hunt5:41 pm, 29 Aug 12

colourful sydney racing identity said :

Mr Gillespie?

I doubt if it’s Mr G, otherwise the ad would mention a video memento of the evening…

#18
farq5:49 pm, 29 Aug 12

Does not sounds that romantic, he does not promise to call you latter.

#19
KB19716:08 pm, 29 Aug 12

Pork Hunt said :

colourful sydney racing identity said :

Mr Gillespie?

I doubt if it’s Mr G, otherwise the ad would mention a video memento of the evening…

Or cladding ones self in plastic bags because they feel nice against your skin…

#20
milkman6:34 pm, 29 Aug 12

I suspect it’s about mood lighting, gentle music, aromatherapy oil burning, quality champagne in crystal glasses, slow massage, and then riding a phallus like a human shish-kebab.

#21
Deref6:35 pm, 29 Aug 12

colourful sydney racing identity said :

Mr Gillespie?

Giggety!

#22
p17:44 pm, 29 Aug 12

Reminds me of today’s xkcd.

#23
Evil_Kitten9:33 pm, 29 Aug 12

So we didn’t hear about any murders involving champagne bottles or candlesticks last September, so I guess anyone who did attend left *ahem* satisfied with the evening.

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