Ladies, are you up for romantic adventure in Turner?

dare I ring and ask what he’s *reeeally* offering….? 🙂

Creepy in the extreme.

I sooooo wish I had the time and energy to prank this loser in style. Down south, past Jerrabatgulla, I do know a large family of largeish but not particularly attractive sisters whose genetic diversity is most probably quite limited (cue banjo in the distance).

A series of appointments made, a series of these fair damsels turning up as booked, and I think our Romeo would be very unlikely to repeat the ad, ever!

carnardly said :

beer and chips and a good dvd?

And that, friends, is why a woman might actually be tempted by an ad like that.

They have changed their ad:

“Come and treat yourself to champagne, candle light and massage. Dress up, dress down, play the games and burst with giggles. Limited tickling on request only.”

Must have thought the previous ad wasn’t working after receiving 150 hits and no takers!

carnardly said :

beer and chips and a good dvd?

I like your style.

#3 – Probably – or more likely Deuce Bigalow.

beer and chips and a good dvd?

Gumtree: Canberra’s Craigslist?

Its probably not the same guy from Gungahlin who posted on craigslist a few months ago offering “I’ll lick you out like the bottom on a tub of chocolate yo-go”

johnboy said :

Well it’s all pretty up front.

I’d imagine anyone who went would get what they’re expecting?

Glenn Quagmire, perhaps.

Well it’s all pretty up front.

I’d imagine anyone who went would get what they’re expecting?

For one glorious moment I thought this was a map for the location of the Turner lawn bowls club (now part of the Southern Cross Club). Lawn bowls just SCREAMS romance, don’t you think?

I hope no-one would risk going without further information.