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BellaK has directed our attention to an intriguing listing on Gumtree:
Romantic adventure for Ladies
Come and treat yourself to champagne, candle light, massage and more. It is an indulging night for special You, for your secret dreams and fantasies. It is a memory you are going to keep for yourself and smile every time you think of it.
Listed for Turner it is at least not an isolated farmhouse.
We suppose a man can dream.
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For one glorious moment I thought this was a map for the location of the Turner lawn bowls club (now part of the Southern Cross Club). Lawn bowls just SCREAMS romance, don’t you think?
I hope no-one would risk going without further information.
Well it’s all pretty up front.
I’d imagine anyone who went would get what they’re expecting?
johnboy said :
Glenn Quagmire, perhaps.
Its probably not the same guy from Gungahlin who posted on craigslist a few months ago offering “I’ll lick you out like the bottom on a tub of chocolate yo-go”
Gumtree: Canberra’s Craigslist?
beer and chips and a good dvd?
#3 – Probably – or more likely Deuce Bigalow.
carnardly said :
I like your style.
They have changed their ad:
“Come and treat yourself to champagne, candle light and massage. Dress up, dress down, play the games and burst with giggles. Limited tickling on request only.”
Must have thought the previous ad wasn’t working after receiving 150 hits and no takers!
carnardly said :
And that, friends, is why a woman might actually be tempted by an ad like that.
I sooooo wish I had the time and energy to prank this loser in style. Down south, past Jerrabatgulla, I do know a large family of largeish but not particularly attractive sisters whose genetic diversity is most probably quite limited (cue banjo in the distance).
A series of appointments made, a series of these fair damsels turning up as booked, and I think our Romeo would be very unlikely to repeat the ad, ever!
Creepy in the extreme.
dare I ring and ask what he’s *reeeally* offering….?
once the champagne and massages start going who can say where it will end with the best of intentions?
Mr Gillespie?
why don’t one of the blokes ring up and ask what the “more” part of the deal is. Or will this person (male or female) just give each and everyone one of us our own private fantasy?
colourful sydney racing identity said :
I doubt if it’s Mr G, otherwise the ad would mention a video memento of the evening…
Does not sounds that romantic, he does not promise to call you latter.
Pork Hunt said :
Or cladding ones self in plastic bags because they feel nice against your skin…
I suspect it’s about mood lighting, gentle music, aromatherapy oil burning, quality champagne in crystal glasses, slow massage, and then riding a phallus like a human shish-kebab.
colourful sydney racing identity said :
Giggety!
Reminds me of today’s xkcd.
So we didn’t hear about any murders involving champagne bottles or candlesticks last September, so I guess anyone who did attend left *ahem* satisfied with the evening.