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Ladies, are you up for romantic adventure in Turner?

By johnboy - 6 September 2011 23

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BellaK has directed our attention to an intriguing listing on Gumtree:

Romantic adventure for Ladies

Come and treat yourself to champagne, candle light, massage and more. It is an indulging night for special You, for your secret dreams and fantasies. It is a memory you are going to keep for yourself and smile every time you think of it.

Listed for Turner it is at least not an isolated farmhouse.

We suppose a man can dream.

What’s Your opinion?


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23 Responses to
Ladies, are you up for romantic adventure in Turner?
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poetix 11:45 am
06 Sep 11
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For one glorious moment I thought this was a map for the location of the Turner lawn bowls club (now part of the Southern Cross Club). Lawn bowls just SCREAMS romance, don’t you think?

I hope no-one would risk going without further information.

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johnboy 11:47 am
06 Sep 11
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Well it’s all pretty up front.

I’d imagine anyone who went would get what they’re expecting?

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poetix 11:50 am
06 Sep 11
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johnboy said :

Well it’s all pretty up front.

I’d imagine anyone who went would get what they’re expecting?

Glenn Quagmire, perhaps.

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eyeLikeCarrots 12:09 pm
06 Sep 11
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Its probably not the same guy from Gungahlin who posted on craigslist a few months ago offering “I’ll lick you out like the bottom on a tub of chocolate yo-go”

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Erg0 12:18 pm
06 Sep 11
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Gumtree: Canberra’s Craigslist?

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carnardly 12:23 pm
06 Sep 11
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beer and chips and a good dvd?

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M0les 12:25 pm
06 Sep 11
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#3 – Probably – or more likely Deuce Bigalow.

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johnboy 12:33 pm
06 Sep 11
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carnardly said :

beer and chips and a good dvd?

I like your style.

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RedDogInCan 8:54 pm
06 Sep 11
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They have changed their ad:

“Come and treat yourself to champagne, candle light and massage. Dress up, dress down, play the games and burst with giggles. Limited tickling on request only.”

Must have thought the previous ad wasn’t working after receiving 150 hits and no takers!

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deejay 9:25 am
07 Sep 11
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carnardly said :

beer and chips and a good dvd?

And that, friends, is why a woman might actually be tempted by an ad like that.

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troll-sniffer 9:41 am
07 Sep 11
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I sooooo wish I had the time and energy to prank this loser in style. Down south, past Jerrabatgulla, I do know a large family of largeish but not particularly attractive sisters whose genetic diversity is most probably quite limited (cue banjo in the distance).

A series of appointments made, a series of these fair damsels turning up as booked, and I think our Romeo would be very unlikely to repeat the ad, ever!

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12
The Frots 11:34 am
07 Sep 11
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Creepy in the extreme.

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carnardly 12:14 pm
07 Sep 11
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dare I ring and ask what he’s *reeeally* offering….? :-)

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johnboy 12:31 pm
07 Sep 11
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once the champagne and massages start going who can say where it will end with the best of intentions?

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colourful sydney rac 5:21 pm
29 Aug 12
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Mr Gillespie?

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