25 January 2006

Vote 1 Samuel Gordon-Stewart

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Like cockroaches and Democrat voters, there appears to be no cure for the Australian Blog Awards.

Since the debacle of 2005 when the ballots closed 12 hours early as we were starting a calculated late run, and the regional awards are voted for multiply, we asked not to be nominated. We have been regardless, so we now ask you not to vote for us.

Rather please take a little bit of time to vote for someone who might take some vicarious joy from the rotten and incompetent process.

Vote 1 Samuel Gordon-Stewart

No preferences for RiotACT, no votes please. We only want the love to flow to SGS.

Thanks SpinsStartsHere for organising this worthy campaign.

[Yes, I’m going to keep bouncing this to the head of the page until death or victory greet us.]

[Oops, here we are again. Yes voting is a tediously painful process. But we can see the finish line people.]

[One last time folks, voting closes tomorrow, get in there and do your bit!]

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Well, Samuel (or should I say his detractors?) succeeded nonetheless. Breath a hefty sigh of relief and get back to the sledging.

they always arse up the close of voting.

conspiracy or cockup? hard to say

According to a comment on The Spin Starts Here, voting shut at 11.12pm last night.

That flippant comment about Democrat voters was enough to make me want to vote 10 times for this guy’s main competitor.

Oh please, if you can’t laugh then it’s time to cry.

I took the time read all of the ‘Best Post’ http://collectiveapathy.com/2006ballot/dcballot.php?poll=Post06 nominations and they are dire; really, really dire.
I can’t believe the garbage that passes for ‘blogging’. 🙁

“Anyway, I am sure the whole of the ACT will be rooting for young Sam”

It will be his first

Oh, Dear God … make it stop.

That flippant comment about Democrat voters was enough to make me want to vote 10 times for this guy’s main competitor.

Spot the wog9:57 pm 23 Jan 06

Just sitting back giggiling to myself on the times at secondary where we would make the weird Dr fink noises from the simpsons at the nerds who pass by HMMM Kids can be so cruel

OK, did my civic duty and voted for the hyphenated-named one.

I must admit it was very difficult to Vote 1 for Sammy in the ‘Best Humorous Australian Blog’ category as I don’t think he has a funny bone in his body.

Anyway, I am sure the whole of the ACT will be rooting for young Sam!

Samuel Gordon-Stewart2:16 pm 23 Jan 06

Yes, but I don’t want to win those awards…winning them will ultimately mean that I get another influx of spam comments, and another round of unwanted attention. I’m quite happy with my current readership level.

I consider my comment as being positive, even if it doesn’t look that way on the surface.

Thanks for the concern anyway Bodhichitta.

Thats a pretty sad comment SGS. A positive attitude never hurt anyone.

Jey – Tanyawah is a creation of Hambo’s…

Samuel Gordon-Stewart3:47 pm 22 Jan 06

Thankfully this whole thing will be over in less than a week…I just hope Johnboy doesn’t make you all stare at me for eternity when I lose.

Im with bodhichitta, I was about to vote for riotact but they said you had to register

I’ve given in, I’m voteriffic now!

Id vote, but you have to register and thats just too hard.

It’s fake. But highly entertaining.

A little off topic but did any read Tanyawah’s post “OMG LAST NIGHT WAS SHIT” as reccommended by TSSH for ‘the best thing written on an Australian blog in 2006′?
I read all her posts, some of my friends think it’s fake blog, either way it’s pretty freakin’ funny.

JB

Lovely work. Many of us will draw vicarious pleasure from Sam’s world (or at least Australian) Blog domination.

If it’s fame he wants…………………

JB: what have we done to deserve this? Do you really hate us all that much?! 🙂

I’m going to vote right now!

Samuel Gordon-Stewart5:47 pm 18 Jan 06

oh dear

I did put an update tag in there for you.

Death or Victory! No Sleep till Bedtime!

Until you’ve all voted for Sam you’ll keep having to look at him.

We’re playing for keeps here kids.

How come this is at the top of the page AGAIN??? Sambo’s face was about to disappear from the scroll and he’s baaaaccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Hey hey hey, someone spotted me!! Nice work there 🙂

I still have X:BTF in the closet. I totally lost faith in X2 after whoring myself for QV to promote it and I knew ALL the features they touted but skipped. Apart from that, an OK try in it’s own right, not a world class game but Egosoft have good ideas for expanding the genre.

Haven’t gotten a hold of X3 yet and ain’t trying. I got banned from Egosoft so I got the potted review from the Mad Goners, it’s really just an expansion and interface streamlining, not much else to say.

I even tried some modding of X2 but the scripting was so counter-sensible I almost threw my computer out the window.

Ahhhh, feels good to get that off my chest. Back to regular Riot ACT.

Such a disturbing blog. Such a judgement on these blog awards…

RandomGit, I do hope that you like X3. I love the X series, and didn’t have any problems with X2, although I haven’t played it in a while.

I’m surprised no one has done this yet.

Oh ch33r up you h8terz, Bless!!

What is it with everyone? We have a potential ‘superstar’ amongst us, and all you can do is slag him off! 😉

Go Sammy, you show those bastards!

And as for The Spin Starts Here, well they can all go and get a big black dog up them! VG hit the nail on the head with his comment about which poster really needs to go and get “a good one”.

There’s only one thing I can think of that would improve that image, SGS draped across your chest there should be the strap of a tote bag, the kind people in the 80’s and 90’s hand drew Metallica logo’s on and several innane comments such as Lisa 4 Johno 4 eva 2 getha 4 neva 2 part etc…

Samuel Gordon-Stewart6:41 pm 17 Jan 06

That quote is from http://samuelgordonstewart.com/2005/05/friday-the-13th. The woman was getting on the bus with a trolley which was overflowing with plastic shopping bags.

jamius maximus4:11 pm 17 Jan 06

Well I just popped along to his home page only to be greeted with the following “Random Quote” –

“an old woman got on with a trolley overflowing with plastic bags” — Samuel

Unfortunate phrasing, or a vivid, perverted imagination?

PS – get a haircut before you publicly accept any awards you may receive.

kinda speachless really… Oh wait, hang on:

(cough cough)

NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD.

I call that look ‘the Volvo’. It means that the wearer is oblivious to the goings on of the outside world, and believes that they are, in fact, stylishly engineered when the truth is far to brutal for words…

Good luck though, Sambo, I hope you win something shiny.

There are so many who villify SGS for his ‘shock jock’ rants but are still completely drawn in by them. That’s exactly what the shock jock wants, reaction, not necessarily agreement.

A get a good laugh out of what he writes here and on his site. Its a shame that spiteful thing on TSSH has lost her sense of humour and resorts to gutter language when her (well I assume its a her) arguments are countered. If any poster on this site needs a good one its definitely her.

I’ll assume she has some sort of witty gutter retort with the ‘c’ word in it ready as we speak. Bring it on

I predict Sam you are going to win an award – what that award is for I do not know…

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…*breathe*

Even though I Am Sam says things that really get up my nose, I think I’d be quite starstruck if I saw him on the street.

Voted.
JB, even though you said not to vote for The RiotACT , I did give you second preference in the ACT category.

looks very koomari to me. maybe even cranley.

Vic Bitterman8:46 pm 16 Jan 06

I vote SGS get some orthordontist work to take care of that massive, massive overbite, and that he get laid.

The latter, preferably with a female.

if we vote for SG-S does that mean he will be elevated to another blogsphere entirely

Samuel Gordon-Stewart5:51 pm 16 Jan 06

This is all mildly disturbing, but I think I’m supposed to thank you for your support anyway. Looks like I have another spin starts here page of comments to read through…

so do the folks in the ads for koomarri

I wish I was a nerd. They always look so happy. Look at that smile…..you can’t fake that!

Sorry guys, I just noticed that Sam’s How to Vote Card has not been “Authorised” i.e “Printed and authorised by . So Sam could be in trouble with the Australian Electoral Commission.

im sure in ten years ime he will look back upon his teenage ramblings and slap his forehead.

You’re a funny wo/man erewego. Sam you’re a funny wo/man as well LOL. GO SAM!!!

barking toad3:42 pm 16 Jan 06

all this attention being heaped on Sam I Am will go to his nerdy little head

wouldn’t it be better if he was taken to an establishment in an industrial suburb to learn a little about life – even if just to one of those ghey ones to feel what it would be like to have alan jones drilling for vegemite

Absent Diane3:20 pm 16 Jan 06

hahahahaha

cripes Sam! who is that MASSIVE DORK on your flyer?!

He’s got my vote – I love that little guy!

LOL Thumper!!!!!!!

Gaaaaaahhh!

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