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A 7 point policy platform from the Motorists

By johnboy 7 September 2012 60

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After yesterday’s little flurry from the Motorists we have a 7 point policy platform:

AMP PLATFORM – POINTS OF PRIMARY IMPORTANCE

1. Community Issues. To include – health, education and training. Housing and aged care. Community involvement. City maintenance.

2. The ACT Justice System. To include – Law and order. Court reforms. Youth at risk programs. Review of penalties and deterrents. Prison reform.

3. Motoring. To include – Public transport. Fuel policy. Motorsport and other enthusiast activities.

4. Small Business. Set-up incentives. Reduction of Govt. red tape. Employment laws. Risk management and other compliance issues. Land tax impediments.

5. Tourism. To include – Whatever it takes to make Canberra an attractive place to visit, to stay in and to generate a positive memory.

6. Entertainment, sport, recreation and the Arts.

7. Public Sector. To include – Local governance. Relationships with the Federal Government. Emergency Services. Public service relationship with the community.

Glad we’ve cleared that up!

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gazket 10:36 pm 11 Sep 12

I would like to see $50 million go to the ring road at the arboretum.

It needs bigger run off areas, sand traps and tire walls, pit area, grand stands, flag marshal points and the road widened so we can host V8 Supercars. The track has been tested at night and in it’s current condition can only hold speeds of around 185kp/h .

Thumper 9:01 am 11 Sep 12

Motoristparty said :

I don’t mind being called a redneck as there are only two. There are red necks and yellow necks and I would hate to be one of you the gutless yellow necks. You haven’t got the balls to be tough on anyone, its all free and easy, everyone can do what they like until it impacts on you then you cry and ring the cops. You never put your hand up and have a go. You just sit there behind your keyboards inside your miserable little lives achieving nothing and tapping out self righteous crap. Anyway one day you might find a friend and your lonely little world might come to an end. It will be necessary for you to wear a scarf at all times because your one friend you found in life wont be around long once he spots your yellow neck.

Tip for new players, you don’t gain friends by abusing people.

Discuss, negotiate, understand, work out beneficially mutual solutions. Be reasonable and listen to peoples concerns, not abuse.

A post like the one above will lose you more potential voters than it will gain.

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 8:33 am 11 Sep 12

Motoristparty said :

I don’t mind being called a redneck as there are only two. There are red necks and yellow necks and I would hate to be one of you the gutless yellow necks. You haven’t got the balls to be tough on anyone, its all free and easy, everyone can do what they like until it impacts on you then you cry and ring the cops. You never put your hand up and have a go. You just sit there behind your keyboards inside your miserable little lives achieving nothing and tapping out self righteous crap. Anyway one day you might find a friend and your lonely little world might come to an end. It will be necessary for you to wear a scarf at all times because your one friend you found in life wont be around long once he spots your yellow neck.

haha redneck bogan interwebs tough guy.

Normally i would say probably a fake identity, but considering the type of peeps involved, im sure you are one of the heads of motorist party.

Motoristparty said :

I don’t mind being called a redneck as there are only two. There are red necks and yellow necks and I would hate to be one of you the gutless yellow necks. You haven’t got the balls to be tough on anyone, its all free and easy, everyone can do what they like until it impacts on you then you cry and ring the cops. You never put your hand up and have a go. You just sit there behind your keyboards inside your miserable little lives achieving nothing and tapping out self righteous crap. Anyway one day you might find a friend and your lonely little world might come to an end. It will be necessary for you to wear a scarf at all times because your one friend you found in life wont be around long once he spots your yellow neck.

You do realise that the term ‘yellowneck’ was coined for soldiers who deserted the racist confederate army? Something to be proud of methinks.

Motoristparty said :

I don’t mind being called a redneck as there are only two. There are red necks and yellow necks and I would hate to be one of you the gutless yellow necks. You haven’t got the balls to be tough on anyone, its all free and easy, everyone can do what they like until it impacts on you then you cry and ring the cops. You never put your hand up and have a go. You just sit there behind your keyboards inside your miserable little lives achieving nothing and tapping out self righteous crap. Anyway one day you might find a friend and your lonely little world might come to an end. It will be necessary for you to wear a scarf at all times because your one friend you found in life wont be around long once he spots your yellow neck.

and that sums you up…

rosscoact 7:22 am 11 Sep 12

Motoristparty said :

I don’t mind being called a redneck as there are only two. There are red necks and yellow necks and I would hate to be one of you the gutless yellow necks. You haven’t got the balls to be tough on anyone, its all free and easy, everyone can do what they like until it impacts on you then you cry and ring the cops. You never put your hand up and have a go. You just sit there behind your keyboards inside your miserable little lives achieving nothing and tapping out self righteous crap. Anyway one day you might find a friend and your lonely little world might come to an end. It will be necessary for you to wear a scarf at all times because your one friend you found in life wont be around long once he spots your yellow neck.

oh dear. Just when you think that it might be just a prejudice confirmation comes along

Motoristparty 12:17 am 11 Sep 12

I don’t mind being called a redneck as there are only two. There are red necks and yellow necks and I would hate to be one of you the gutless yellow necks. You haven’t got the balls to be tough on anyone, its all free and easy, everyone can do what they like until it impacts on you then you cry and ring the cops. You never put your hand up and have a go. You just sit there behind your keyboards inside your miserable little lives achieving nothing and tapping out self righteous crap. Anyway one day you might find a friend and your lonely little world might come to an end. It will be necessary for you to wear a scarf at all times because your one friend you found in life wont be around long once he spots your yellow neck.

Jordo 7:13 am 10 Sep 12

Good on em for having a go

Weatherman 7:42 am 09 Sep 12

The Motorist Party seems to be just as bad as The Greens. It’s ironic how those with Motorist Party stickers seem to be some of the worst drivers. I’ll be sticking with one of the main parties.

minniemay 1:58 am 09 Sep 12

From the Canberra Time article:

”We need to get rid of the United Nations provisions there and make the jail run like a proper prison.”

Oh, thank goodness. Those pesky human rights. Let’s get back to the gulags we were meant to have!

Anti 8:21 pm 08 Sep 12

They may not have an idea how to win votes, but there gotta be better blokes than that poor excuse “gimme till 6 weeks before an election to come up with policy Liberal Party” . At least there having a crack compared to you bunch of keyboard I can do better warriors.

milkman 6:31 pm 08 Sep 12

Maybe if they wrote their aims and policy in actual sentence form we could understand what they’re on about.

Havok 4:33 pm 08 Sep 12

Australian Motorist Party to Muslims

“go back where you came from………. and park there”

F**king hillbillies

Duffbowl 2:43 pm 08 Sep 12

The AMP has a grand total of three policies published on their website ( http://amp.org.au/policies/ ):
Law and Order
Business
Plastic Bags

Obviously a very serious party, considering their apparent focus (Motorists) hasn’t been addressed in a policy yet.

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 7:51 pm 07 Sep 12

Jim Jones said :

Alright, I’ll have a go:

1. Khe Sanh to be the new anthem
2. More Southern Cross Tattoos on the flag
3. Bicyclists should have to pay rego
4. Free Schapelle Corby
5. No more ‘nanny state’ crap, this whole ‘speed limit’ thing is total bullsh1t mate I’m a f#cking good driver and I’ll bash you if you reckon I’m not
6. No fat chicks
7. Lower it and whack some fats on and chuck in a subwoofer and a flashy stereo and NOW we’ve got a grouse white Commodore

This is called totally winning

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 7:51 pm 07 Sep 12

colourful sydney racing identity said :

rhino said :

But if you were to outline 7 policies for an independent party of your own, what would they be? Feel free to keep it short and to the point.

Ok Chic, I’ll play*
If elected, I will introduce legislation into the Assembly that will:
1) Send out intelligence agents around the world to wipe the ACT off published maps, thus ensuring that no-one could invade.
2) Abolish money in the Territory and replace it with chocolate fish or sand as legal tender.
3) Create giant space-mirrors to melt the polar icecaps and destroy all of the foolish greed-worshipping cities of man in one stroke, thereby returning man to the sea, which he should never have left in the first place.
4) Lead to full employment through slavery.
5) Raise the school leaving-age to sixty-five.
6) Restrict the vote to minors: i.e., ONLY those under 18 years of age could vote.
7) Mandate homosexuality for 33 per cent of the population.
*plagiarise

This is called winning

bundah 7:15 pm 07 Sep 12

Hmm haven’t the Motorist Party copped a jolly good bollocking.I guess there’s not much chance that they’ll become members of RA anytime soon?

Postalgeek 6:52 pm 07 Sep 12

Jim Jones said :

FioBla said :

More on the Motorist Party:

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/motorists-party-takes-hard-line-on-crime-20120906-25hil.html

Classic! They’re opposed to the mosque in Gunghalin because of … traffic.

BWA AHA HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA HA HA HAH AHA HAHA HA

Shhhhhh. Don’t confuse them with irony.

Jim Jones 5:52 pm 07 Sep 12

FioBla said :

More on the Motorist Party:

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/motorists-party-takes-hard-line-on-crime-20120906-25hil.html

Classic! They’re opposed to the mosque in Gunghalin because of … traffic.

BWA AHA HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA HA HA HAH AHA HAHA HA

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