Quick wrap of all the news from the tumultuous Brumbies.
The ABC’s Tim Gavel has tweeted the Justin “The Bad Egg” Harrison has been told his services will not be required as Brumbies forward coach next season under Jake White. Tim also Tweets that Rocky Elsom has graced the training paddock, perhaps having been told of some minimum playing criteria for Wallabies selection.
Foxsports reckons former coach Laurie “Gandalf” Fisher is coming back as an assistant coach.
Yahoo reports the Mark “Tavern” Chisholm is leaving to pursue a French pension with Bayonne.
Meanwhile Latest Sport Headlines reports long absent Captain Stephen Hoiles says “Criticism should lift Brumbies”. I look forward to seeing this exciting new half in action. Apparently Hoiles is seeking an urgent meeting to explain why he should be retained as an eternal passenger. (Hoiles has no nickname)