Just came across this chestnut on centre stage at Westfield in Belconnen. Although a simple bit of public mischief, it must have taken some work. Think of the planning involved!
- Step One: Hate new Belconnen arrangements, means I can’t get to my mundane office job as easily as before.
Step Two: Taking a long lunch, I’ll just duck over to the mall and get a sandwhich. Can’t have too many carbs though…
Step Three: OMG! Is that a display for the new traffic lights that I hate. Grrrr. Hey, they put a new elevator in though, neat!
Step Four: How can I be like those cool Chaser guys and vent my anger at the establishment? Wait a second…
Step Five: Sorry Boss, forgot to shut down my Excel spreadsheet with lots of numbers on it. *Opens Word and writes Un* Hehehe…
Step Six: Golly, I hope security don’t catch me. I’ll throw them off by calling in a Massey sighting in K-Mart.
Step Seven: Tape up sign and power walk away knowing just how evil I am.
Step Eight: Tell wife what I did and although she calls me an immature idiot, I like to pretend that I can still be cool.
Or that’s how I reckon it would have happened 🙂