It's come to this. We're hoping to secure Matt Dunning?

VicePope said :

Surely not …
I recall a piece of medical equipment my family called “Matt” (after the aforesaid Dunning) on the ground that it occupied a great deal of space while sucking in oxygen and being immobile.

Damn it – and now look, its playing football!!!

Surely not …
I recall a piece of medical equipment my family called “Matt” (after the aforesaid Dunning) on the ground that it occupied a great deal of space while sucking in oxygen and being immobile.

As Ma’afu has gone to the Force, we needed another good bench warmer. I still remember watching that game where he scored the drop goal (as, if NSW had scored four tries, they would have made the finals in place of the Brumbies).

I just threw up in my mouth

OMG!

Well, its come to this then. I’ve asked Mrs Frot to start warming up and doing those stretches she used to do about 70 years ago. I think, based upon the past few weeks, she’ll have a chance of getting a run and probably wouldn’t go to bad either.

Dear god no. Next we’ll be targeting Al (the angrier I look, the more scrum penalties I give away) Baxter!

He can kick a mean field goal while eating a pie