It’s come to this. We’re hoping to secure Matt Dunning?

johnboy 19 May 2011 7

Incoming Brumbies coach Jake White was just on The Beast mouthing all the expected platitudes and bromides.

Startling, horrifying, far worse than a home loss to the Lions, was news that the team is “hoping” to secure the services of famous oxygen thief Matt Dunning.

*shudders*, *facepalm*, I’m off to plank.


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The Frots The Frots 2:02 pm 19 May 11

VicePope said :

Surely not …
I recall a piece of medical equipment my family called “Matt” (after the aforesaid Dunning) on the ground that it occupied a great deal of space while sucking in oxygen and being immobile.

Damn it – and now look, its playing football!!!

VicePope VicePope 1:56 pm 19 May 11

Surely not …
I recall a piece of medical equipment my family called “Matt” (after the aforesaid Dunning) on the ground that it occupied a great deal of space while sucking in oxygen and being immobile.

puggy puggy 12:44 pm 19 May 11

As Ma’afu has gone to the Force, we needed another good bench warmer. I still remember watching that game where he scored the drop goal (as, if NSW had scored four tries, they would have made the finals in place of the Brumbies).

rosscoact rosscoact 12:39 pm 19 May 11

I just threw up in my mouth

The Frots The Frots 12:30 pm 19 May 11

OMG!

Well, its come to this then. I’ve asked Mrs Frot to start warming up and doing those stretches she used to do about 70 years ago. I think, based upon the past few weeks, she’ll have a chance of getting a run and probably wouldn’t go to bad either.

ABC129 ABC129 12:13 pm 19 May 11

Dear god no. Next we’ll be targeting Al (the angrier I look, the more scrum penalties I give away) Baxter!

Swill Swill 12:09 pm 19 May 11

He can kick a mean field goal while eating a pie

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