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UPDATE: And on the subject of jokes the Canberra Times has this from the builders responsible specifically Mick Boyle of Abergeldie:
He had even ordered the concrete pour that was under way when the collapse occurred to be delayed for a week so that there ”was no rush or panic”. ”We’d prepared the concrete, we’d made the checks, we’d submitted the documentation,” Mr Boyle said. ”A lot of effort went into making sure that what happened, didn’t happen.”