Liberals have a moan and bitch because they can't get their own act together after 4 years of sittings

If it was an ‘erection’ they were getting, that would explain why they wanted to keep sitting for a while…

What do you call a bill that gives you an erection?
A hard ‘Act’ to follow.

Oops – meant to just clip the “sounds like selection” bit…

Back to my editing (suitably chastened Skid)… only 123 pages to go.

Well, that was a scandal. Glad I read it here first.

Gungahlin Al said :

…It starts with E and ends with N…

Resurrection?

This is from the man who reads Commonwealth Style for shits and giggles, people…

Are you sure you want him running Gungahlin as his hobby?

“I’ll give you the reason in just one word. It starts with E and ends with N and sounds very much like the word “selection”.”

Resurrection?

I thought of it too. I was just too classy to say it 🙂

Mr Evil said :

Wide Boy Jake said :

QUOTE: What were they thinking?

Given that there has been four years of Assembly sittings with ample opportunity to introduce new private members business why attempt to present these bills on the last possible day before the Assembly rises and enters caretaker mode at the end of the week. UNQUOTE

I’ll give you the reason in just one word. It starts with E and ends with N and sounds very much like the word “selection”.

Erection?

GOD DAMN IT!

Wide Boy Jake said :

QUOTE: What were they thinking?

Given that there has been four years of Assembly sittings with ample opportunity to introduce new private members business why attempt to present these bills on the last possible day before the Assembly rises and enters caretaker mode at the end of the week. UNQUOTE

I’ll give you the reason in just one word. It starts with E and ends with N and sounds very much like the word “selection”.

Submitting bills with little notice gives them an erection?

Eww.

Wide Boy Jake said :

QUOTE: What were they thinking?

Given that there has been four years of Assembly sittings with ample opportunity to introduce new private members business why attempt to present these bills on the last possible day before the Assembly rises and enters caretaker mode at the end of the week. UNQUOTE

I’ll give you the reason in just one word. It starts with E and ends with N and sounds very much like the word “selection”.

Erection?

QUOTE: What were they thinking?

Given that there has been four years of Assembly sittings with ample opportunity to introduce new private members business why attempt to present these bills on the last possible day before the Assembly rises and enters caretaker mode at the end of the week. UNQUOTE

I’ll give you the reason in just one word. It starts with E and ends with N and sounds very much like the word “selection”.

Consummate prafeshennels.

Jonathon’s comments remind me of the saying “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”.

He sniffed around the Liberals for endorsement and when he received no support he didn’t seek preselection and now bags the Liberals.

The last two sitting days of the assembly is a shambolic time to launch a legislative program.

But about what I’ve come to expect from Zed.

They’ll use it now as aplay during the run up to the election stating that the Government blocked necessary legislation for the people of Canberra. I note that bill jumped ship yesterday, not a good sign for those in the opposition benches.