News flash: Giant camel eats Canberra

Question:
What is the difference between a one humped camel and a two humped camel?

Answer:
A two humped camel is called a Bactrian Camel. These are Asian camels, which come form the deserts of China and Mongolia. These camels have thick, warm, long, shaggy coats in winter and are equipped for very extreme temperatures. They can withstand cold down to 40 degrees below zero. In summer they shed and can take heat up to 120 degrees farenheit.

Dromedary camels have one hump. These camels come from North and East Africa. They have a shorter fiber coat, even in winter, and they are typically taller than Bactrians at the humps. Dromedaries are not equipped for the degree of cold which Bactrians can withstand, and I always make sure that my Dromedary has a solid shelter from the wind, cold and rain.

I think that a Bactrian camel would be more suitable for Canberra’s temperature climes, although I still haven’t found anybody willing to sell me one as a pet.

You are such a little bitch.

Sorry, alcoholic goose.

Better?

It’s eating the top off Telstra Tower, goose.

One of those Central Asian ‘stans’ where camels abound…much local interest. They’re sending a reporter over – by camel.

Tadzik tv?

Yeah, full coverage on Tadzik TV. Your career is made!
BTW, any mention on Camelvision??

So, I’ve been away for half a week since posting this and thus missing papers and other news. Anyone else pick up on our exclusive?

Damn you Bulldog; I was going to mention cameltoes! 😉

You can solve it by releasing a giant crab into the area, as the giant crab is natures perfect killing machine.