Picture this fine day in Canberra, two sexy riotact submitters sitting having coffee when a derro with a cup of methadone walks up and asks “for a smoke”…. What happens next.
On this fine summer’s day myself and RandomGit decide to head down to Gus’ to have a coffee and a catch up, discussing many a subject from SGS and riotact too how his children have ruined his chance for a weekend sleep-in, when all of a sudden some derro asks me if he can bum a smoke.
for starters i thought i would be safe from this sort of harassment especially when sitting at a table at a cafe having a coffee, shouldn’t the cafe provide some sort of security for there customers???
Any who with the smokes sitting on the table and me just lit up I hand one over and off the derro goes.
Git then pipes in saying “why didn’t you just tell him to fark off?”
I pause for my rebuttal
Git fires up again “that derro has just scored his methadone, see that cup he is carrying with the liquid? They’re meant to make them drink it there!! You are just assisting his habit, adding to the problem!” with the rage in Git escalating i need to diffuses the issue quickly.
“I’m not adding to the problem, I’m assisting with the solution…. every cigarette he smokes it puts him one step closer to cancer.”
Git was so proud he almost cried….
My two cents
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