Pushys is saying stuff about your Dad

Instant Mash said :

My Dad ran because the snow was cold.

With two sheep in his pockets to keep his hands warm…

This statement is actually true for my Dad so maybe it is intended for me, although the uphill part might be a little exaggerated. I don’t think a bicycle would make it any easier in the snow however.

My Dad ran because the snow was cold.

daddy said :

It’s called humour. Should be more of it.

Thanks Dad.

I think they are just making reference to “dad” statements. My grandfather use to say “I had to walk 15 miles to school in the rain and the hail, bare foot, so stop complaining”. They are saying just come in and buy a bike and you can cycle to work, school etc instead of being like your poor dad, grandad etc who make their “walk to school….” statements

I think it’s an attempt at Pythonesque humour:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

It’s called humour. Should be more of it.

Actually that’s not unusual. Old Spice stick deodorant contains the advice: “If your grandfather hadn’t worn it you wouldn’t exist”.

They’re just pissed because my dad could beat up all of their dads.

Then again, they’re all a bunch of hipsters, so they could all get beat up by pretty much everyone else.