RiotACT Sim Challenge Round Five – Jacqui Myers – Liberal for Ginninderra

Who the hell knows?…Come if you want to come, stay home otherwise.

Gee, whats with touchy JB these days? Sounding a bit teenage brattish a few times the last few days!

:O <- Slightly concerned smiley insterts for B.J. …I mean JB.

Re Jacqui’s video clip – very slimming putting a widescreen shot in a 4:3 box. Have to get Jonathon to do that next time he’s filming me at our meetings…
🙂 <–smiley inserted for JB.

Thumper said :

I would say somewhere between one and… oh, a thousand?

thanks thumper. I have managed to get another leave pass. I will be there after work.

I would say somewhere between one and… oh, a thousand?

Who the hell knows?

Come if you want to come, stay home otherwise.

re the sim challenge, how many will be there?

LlamaFrog said :

Hello one on the left

Ahem, be careful what you ask for JB, “or you will surely get it”!

Hello one on the left

If we could stay just remotely on-topic it will be much appreciated.

peterh said :

hey, you mentioned the oval window, not me….

Yeah, I just wasn’t familiar with the Rodney Rude take on the Leylands and the oval window. Kevin Bl00dy Wilson and Telstra, yep. Rodney Rude and many things, tick. But not the bear and chair.

Overheard said :

You speak of things I know not, my liege.

I know the Redgum version:

“Travelled around the country-side
Ask the Leyland Brothers
Stuffed it up in a four-wheel drive
Ask the Leyland Brothers”

Oh, reminds me that John Schumann’s signing his new album at Tuggeranong Hyperdome on Saturday. Another post to knock out tonight.

Back OT. Tips hat to Aurelius for the pink skirt gag above. Tres bon.

hey, you mentioned the oval window, not me….

Aurelius said :

Julius, I pretty sure the one in the pink skirt is underage.

No Marcus I was talking about the one the left, or is this miss a lesbian? Well then what is the dude doing in the picture? Is he the sperm donor?
I didn’t read the article so I’m doing my best from pictorial evidence.

You speak of things I know not, my liege.

I know the Redgum version:

“Travelled around the country-side
Ask the Leyland Brothers
Stuffed it up in a four-wheel drive
Ask the Leyland Brothers”

Oh, reminds me that John Schumann’s signing his new album at Tuggeranong Hyperdome on Saturday. Another post to knock out tonight.

Back OT. Tips hat to Aurelius for the pink skirt gag above. Tres bon.

Overheard said :

peterh said :

what happened to – “there’s a bear in there, and a chair as well, and the leyland brothers”?

Nup, you lost me there, peter. Please exploin? When did Mike and Mal go through the oval window?!

when didn’t they?

ask rodney rude.

The Aristocrats

The photo is missing a dog, and a selection of toys.

peterh said :

what happened to – “there’s a bear in there, and a chair as well, and the leyland brothers”?

Nup, you lost me there, peter. Please exploin? When did Mike and Mal go through the oval window?!

Overheard said :

Actually, on topic-ish, while I won’t make some facile comment about the photo (though one does spring to mind), I’m a little underwhelmed by the language on Jacqui’s ‘Welcome’ page. I wasn’t expecting a university thesis, but it just smacks of what I’d expect my kids wrote for their primary school captains’ nominations.

“I can see a better Canberra.”
“I have seen many changes in Canberra.”
“Much hard work is needed, and I’m ready and able to get the job done.”
“There’s a bear in there. And a chair as well.”

Still would have liked to see how she goes, but I’ll be piloting the airwaves. Well, bouncing along in a Dash-8.

what happened to – “there’s a bear in there, and a chair as well, and the leyland brothers”?

Sadly it’s a common afflication in all candidates.

Now even JB is in on the act – I knew you had it in you JB!

This has to be the most entertaining thread in ages. Overheard, Julius and Aurelius have had me in stitches for the last few minutes. Thanks for your contributions – gold!

Sadly it’s a common afflication in all candidates.

Wait for our website roundup.

Skidbladnir said :

Don’t blame caf, the point of that punchline is that you do all the hard work yourself making the joke.

Aha, I’d taken it a bit too literally. I thought it was a family performing act thing!