Well we didn’t make RiotACT a going concern in time to save Kerces from having to move to Oak Flats. Here’s the sign her local progress association is using to drum up civic pride:
And here’s the other side of it:
Yes, those are bullet holes. (No, I am not making this up, perhaps more progress would have been made if they’d put a location on there)
Save Kerces from poverty in Oak Flats! Save Johnboy from a fate probably far grislier! Get out there and start pestering businesses you have dealings with. Pester them with our rate cards!
Amusing and informing you via the internet is probably not going to be possible if I try pursuing sensible career moves.