Teneeka Waine Beaudean makes bail

I THINK YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MORBIDLY OBESE, ANTI-DELUVIAN SLOBS, WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GIVE OTHERS SHIT, AS IT IS EASIER TO DO, THAN ADMITTING TO YOURSELVES THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT!

Is it too late to get this put on a t-shirt?

If you could fit that on a t-shirt so it was legible, you’d be proving the point about being morbidly obese.

I smell a rat. No spelling mistakes (apart from antediluvian, but hey), may know what solipsism is, can mostly uses commas correctly.

I’ll have you know I’m quite slender…

We’re the shit? Praise from a Bogan, not quite Caesar, but I’ll take it =)

It’s never too late.

SOLIPSISTIC said :

I THINK YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MORBIDLY OBESE, ANTI-DELUVIAN SLOBS, WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GIVE OTHERS SHIT, AS IT IS EASIER TO DO, THAN ADMITTING TO YOURSELVES THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT!

Is it too late to get this put on a t-shirt?

I THINK YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MORBIDLY OBESE, ANTI-DELUVIAN SLOBS, WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GIVE OTHERS SHIT, AS IT IS EASIER TO DO, THAN ADMITTING TO YOURSELVES THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT!
TENEEKA HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN GUILTY FOR STARTERS, AND IS NOT A REDNECK HILLBILLY, SISTER POUNDER LIKE THE REST OF YOU, SO CRAWL BACK UNDER THAT ROCK FROM WHERE YOU CAME, CONTINUE GETTING TEARY EYED WITH THOUGHTS OF WHEN YOUR FATHER TOUCHED YOU IN YOUR SPECIAL SPOTS, AND DO THE REST OF US A FAVOUR AND KILL YOURSELVES!!! THAT, OR AT LEAST DON’T JUDGE OTHERS WHEN YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO F***ING IDEA!!!

If its a girl, Takneel Terwilliger Danni Beaudean.

If its a boy, Wayne Taniqua Prison-Escape Cheezel Ralph.

Hilda is a bit mainstream I think.

I’m hoping she call it Jethro for the joke value…

neanderthalsis said :

Hopefully one of the bail conditions will be regular visits from DoCS.

Any word on the poor wee kiddies name? It’d be such a shame to break the family tradition of trashy bogan manes.

Probably something like Davennah Hilda Emukoalaplatypus!