12 March 2013

The Bumblebee returns!

12 March 2013 | Barcham

Rioter GregJones just reported in with an update on your favourite Canberran mystery man.

The Bumblebee has struck again!

This time, Ebden Street – http://youtu.be/T4rdCEbHgGY

I have been tracking the Bumblebee for some time now as the scent drives my Labrador wild. The Bumblebee has become my White Whale.

My own psychological profiling suggests that the Bumblebee is male. His offerings are too savage; too proud.

I have updated the map of the Bumblebee’s deposits. I have heard unconfirmed reports of the Bumblebee striking as far afield as Corroboree Park, and last weekend I noticed rain soaked tracks on Duffy Street that were highly suggestive of the Bumblebee’s MO.

I am hereby declaring we are dealing with a serial pooper and I am establishing Taskforce Beekeeper to tackle this threat. Any information concerning the Bumblebee can be sent anonymously to IveBeenStung88@gmail.com

Working together, we can smoke the Bumblebee out.

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MCB5:48 am 09 Oct 13

The bugger is back at it again around Chisholm and Ebden Streets …

nsn11:00 am 13 Mar 13

Dork said :

I feel like there has been too much information on here. I suspect it’s someone on the inside.

I just find it a little suspicious.

Agreed. Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

Dork10:14 am 13 Mar 13

I feel like there has been too much information on here. I suspect it’s someone on the inside.

I just find it a little suspicious.

Buckaroo_Banzai2:24 pm 12 Mar 13

What of someone just has a dog with a fluffy arse and is just wiping it on the walks so they don’t get poo in their house?

PBO1:00 pm 12 Mar 13

I think that you could be playing a most dangerous game, what if the hunter becomes the hunted?

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