Violent Scum VS The Kambah Kid

weeziepops 9 May 2009 9

The ABC reports a case of common assault against an “antagonistic” boy in Kambah. Obviously, the report contains minimal information on which to form an opinion but I thought I’d form one anyway and see what others think.

If anyone came hurtling up my driveway (emphasis on “my”) after a good day’s worth of teasing me, I reckon they’d be lucky to get away with just a red arm and neck. How on earth did something like this even get to court? On the face of it, I’d have expected the outcome to be the boy’s parents hauling his sorry bott-bott round to apologise to the woman.

[Ed – Minor detail, the boy in question was 7. Also new reports are saying the woman has been acquitted.]


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harley harley 11:22 pm 10 May 09

Mr Evil said :

How long until we get one of these???

“Hes a nice kid and he weren’t doing nothfink rong – that bitch just attacked him for no reson and cut his head orf with a nife and danced around on his dieing corpse, and that. I seen it all wif me own eys. Wears the cops when youse need thems???? The troof will be told!”

Epic Fail, Mr. Evil – you used punctuation and didn’t use all-caps. You get points for the four question-marks though, as repeated question and exclaimation marks are the only permissible form of punctuation.

farnarkler farnarkler 11:21 pm 10 May 09

Not bad ant but I prefer the ‘kidnap them and lock them in a pitch black basement for a few days’ pychological warfare solution.

ant ant 9:47 pm 10 May 09

Mr Evil said :

How long until we get one of these???

“Hes a nice kid and he weren’t doing nothfink rong – that bitch just attacked him for no reson and cut his head orf with a nife and danced around on his dieing corpse, and that. I seen it all wif me own eys. Wears the cops when youse need thems???? The troof will be told!”

That is perfect… we need to cut and paste this in every Bogan Story, so when the aggrieved rellies and friends come to give us a piece of their illiterate and criminal minds, they’ll see one has already done so and go away.

And it’s worth repeating regularly just for the laughs!

I read the story about these vile kids harassing that woman, and just wondered, what the hell does a woman like that do when it’s the “local tradition” for the local criminal scum to come and harass her?

I’d have used an air rifle or my slingshot (not that I have such a thing, of course), rather than just grabbing one of the little scum-suckers.

SheepGroper SheepGroper 9:08 pm 10 May 09

Thumper said :

I think it’s illegal these days, can’t think why…

All the artificial colouring and flavouring in the kid’s diet makes their meat unfit for human consumption, and it’s too hard finding an “organic” one.

weeziepops weeziepops 7:41 pm 09 May 09

No wonder the Budget included more $$$ for courts if they are so busy with important work like this.

Mr Evil – I was expecting the first comment to be along those lines. At least now you’ve saved someone some work – I’m sure we’ll see that masterful prose copied and pasted somewhere in the future!

Thumper Thumper 6:09 pm 09 May 09

In my day we’d put seven year olds in a large cauldron and boil them up with eye of newt and wing of bat.

That sorted ’em out…

I think it’s illegal these days, can’t think why…

Mr Evil Mr Evil 5:44 pm 09 May 09

How long until we get one of these???

“Hes a nice kid and he weren’t doing nothfink rong – that bitch just attacked him for no reson and cut his head orf with a nife and danced around on his dieing corpse, and that. I seen it all wif me own eys. Wears the cops when youse need thems???? The troof will be told!”

Auntyem Auntyem 5:01 pm 09 May 09

I guess he’ll think twice before pulling that stunt again.

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy 3:59 pm 09 May 09

Kids need boundaries, and this kid found a good one. And we wonder why the courts are clogged up…

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