Violent Scum VS The Kambah Kid

Mr Evil said :

How long until we get one of these???

“Hes a nice kid and he weren’t doing nothfink rong – that bitch just attacked him for no reson and cut his head orf with a nife and danced around on his dieing corpse, and that. I seen it all wif me own eys. Wears the cops when youse need thems???? The troof will be told!”

Epic Fail, Mr. Evil – you used punctuation and didn’t use all-caps. You get points for the four question-marks though, as repeated question and exclaimation marks are the only permissible form of punctuation.

Not bad ant but I prefer the ‘kidnap them and lock them in a pitch black basement for a few days’ pychological warfare solution.

Mr Evil said :

How long until we get one of these???

“Hes a nice kid and he weren’t doing nothfink rong – that bitch just attacked him for no reson and cut his head orf with a nife and danced around on his dieing corpse, and that. I seen it all wif me own eys. Wears the cops when youse need thems???? The troof will be told!”

That is perfect… we need to cut and paste this in every Bogan Story, so when the aggrieved rellies and friends come to give us a piece of their illiterate and criminal minds, they’ll see one has already done so and go away.

And it’s worth repeating regularly just for the laughs!

I read the story about these vile kids harassing that woman, and just wondered, what the hell does a woman like that do when it’s the “local tradition” for the local criminal scum to come and harass her?

I’d have used an air rifle or my slingshot (not that I have such a thing, of course), rather than just grabbing one of the little scum-suckers.

I think it’s illegal these days, can’t think why…

All the artificial colouring and flavouring in the kid’s diet makes their meat unfit for human consumption, and it’s too hard finding an “organic” one.

No wonder the Budget included more $$$ for courts if they are so busy with important work like this.

Mr Evil – I was expecting the first comment to be along those lines. At least now you’ve saved someone some work – I’m sure we’ll see that masterful prose copied and pasted somewhere in the future!

How long until we get one of these???

“Hes a nice kid and he weren’t doing nothfink rong – that bitch just attacked him for no reson and cut his head orf with a nife and danced around on his dieing corpse, and that. I seen it all wif me own eys. Wears the cops when youse need thems???? The troof will be told!”

I guess he’ll think twice before pulling that stunt again.

Kids need boundaries, and this kid found a good one. And we wonder why the courts are clogged up…