13 August 2006

We're being colonised by Americans via the sperm bank

| johnboy
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The Canberra Times has a story on inadequate levels of sperm donation in Canberra meaning the sperm has to be bought in from the USA.

Why do they have excess sperm to sell and we do not? That would probably be because they pay donors.

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Thumper, I’m almost certain it’s still legitimate to discriminate against anyone who persistently says anything anywhere near as irritating as “Y’all have a nice day now”.

Sooner or later, VY will learn another joke. We await that moment eagerly…

“Don’t know if you looked at the online version, but the Canberra Times sought fit to post a picture of Melissa Etheridge and her ‘Mrs’ with this story. “

I only believe in gay marriage when both chicks are hot.

C’mon guys get a grip on yourselves and rise up to the occassion! This is a competition between us and the Wanks. A Canberra Cup to the winner.

Bad buns not intended.

I just get pictures in my head of that movie (road trip? – stifler from american pie) where the guy gets the nurse to ‘milk’ him from the behind 🙂

Don’t know if you looked at the online version, but the Canberra Times sought fit to post a picture of Melissa Etheridge and her ‘Mrs’ with this story.

James-T-Kirk2:32 pm 14 Aug 06

The sperm mobiles are up and down Limestone Avenue.

And some of them look quite pretty.

Hm, this sperm shortage needs serious solutions.

Anybody know where the sperm-mobiles will be this week?

Who would want to be a test tube baby anyway? Everyone would know your old man was a wanker.

I’d suggest that the fertility clinics in Canberra need to look inwardly at their problem. I tried a number of times to get set up as a donor (don’t laugh – I’m being serious here!), if only to try to put some balance on the issue of smarter people not breeding, and morons breeding like rabbits (see the story about racial abuse of taxi drivers…).
But the clinics would never return phone calls, or the promised person would never get back to you. After 18 months of on-and-off trying, decided the risk of an accidental addition to the family was too high, and chop-chop.
So they had their chance and (sorry for the pun) blew it!

Absent Diane9:14 am 14 Aug 06

we don’t need more children on this planet…

I do believe there is a need for sperm storage.

KaneO – we don’t want them multiplying…

Well, it depends. What kind of … supporting material are the offering nowdays?

Should the men of Canberra be providing a free service?

“People just don’t seem to do something for the good of their fellow man – they might do it for a mate next door, but not for the good of mankind.”

yep..i’d have a wank for my mate next door..

so.. americans are big wankers, huh ?

No-one would believe it if you said Canberra had a shortage of wankers.

A long as we sent the cream of the crop.

Yes – it would almost make sense for Canberra to do a swap with somewhere further away.

Can’t someone just hand a jar out the window to recumbent cyclists or something?

I think that Canberra being so small could put people off. Do you really want to walk down the street, see a kid who looks just like you and have to wonder if you’re the dad?

Best to ignore the story, it’s obviously a spoof.

I reckon if you got paid to provide sperm everyone would be happy to do so. Except me. One of me is probably enough.

That could lead to a lot of FAT DNA entering the local gene pool…Chicken Gourmet’s profits look set to skyrocket

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