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RiotACT Bicycle Bar Crawl 2008 is on 1 November!

1 November, 2008
10:00 am

[First filed: October 22, 2008 @ 09:51]

Four kegs of tasty beer were gifted to the Riot Overlords by the Brewer King Zierholz.

Three were promised to RiotACT premium members to enjoy by themselves according to ballot.

But the fourth? The fourth will be shared by the rugged survivors of the RiotACT bicycle bar crawl!

The meetup point is Edgar’s in Ainslie at 10am and from there the crawlers cycle through all the charming bars of the leafy Inner North, at some point around 6pm we’ll adjourn to an undisclosed location in Ainslie to see how quickly we can finish off the keg after a hard day’s cycling (with occasional midis of light beer *cough* along the way).

Bikes can be left at the finishing point for collection at a future date and there’s plenty of mattresses for those who’ll need to just have a rest.

Hope to see you there.

UPDATED: Just a reminder, for those who missed, it that this is indeed on this Saturday. Only cycling crawlers will be able to debate the merits and award by consensus the Chester Trophy for the nuttiest Nutter Of The Month in 2008.

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Discussion

82 comments for “RiotACT Bicycle Bar Crawl 2008 is on 1 November!”

  1. #1
    caf (Agitator) 10:01, 22 Oct 08

    Are those 6 dodgy characters out the front of Wests Turner bowlo?

  2. #2
    Mr Evil (Agitator) 10:06, 22 Oct 08

    Obviously recumbants are welcome?

  3. #3
    caf (Agitator) 10:12, 22 Oct 08

    One of Satan’s own bicycles is in the picture, Mr Evil.

  4. #4
    johnboy (RiotACT Overlord) 10:37, 22 Oct 08

    Mr Evil said :

    Obviously recumbants are welcome?

    unicycles and penny farthings too!

  5. #5
    p1 (Agitator) 10:38, 22 Oct 08

    What about tricycles for those without balance? (by the end of the course)…

  6. #6
    johnboy (RiotACT Overlord) 10:45, 22 Oct 08

    If you can pedal it you can bring it.

  7. #7
    Overheard (Veteran Rioter) 11:19, 22 Oct 08

    Bah! I’ll be folk festivalling it up in rural Victoria. Drink my share for me! (I realise that last sentence is redundant; and you’ll be recumbant.)

  8. #8
    Skidbladnir (Agitator) 11:22, 22 Oct 08

    While Jazz knows that offers of beer will get me interested in almost anything, in this case, I will not be riding across town to get drunk and then ride home again.

  9. #9
    Granny (Protagonist) 11:28, 22 Oct 08

    I don’t even have a bicycle!

  10. #10
    johnboy (RiotACT Overlord) 11:54, 22 Oct 08

    Firstly you can leave your bike at the keg-swilling locale.

    Secondly you can borrow bikes.

    And if it’s too hard, well, more beer and fun for the rest of us.

  11. #11
    bloodnut (Picketer) 12:07, 22 Oct 08

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

    scheduling clash.

    i send my apoligies.

  12. #12
    S4anta (Veteran Rioter) 12:10, 22 Oct 08

    Eggcellent. working on options now!

  13. #13
    Granny (Protagonist) 12:16, 22 Oct 08

    Well, I would have borrowed a bike. No guarantees that I could have ridden it, but hey! I think I may also have a scheduling conflict however, which is really annoying because it seems like such a cool thing to do really! Is there any chance of picking it up part way or do you have to be there from the beginning?

  14. #14
    Overheard (Veteran Rioter) 12:34, 22 Oct 08

    I’d have loaned you mine, Granny, as I’ll be 700kms away when the fun and games is on, but like its owner, my bike has some wellbeing issues at the moment!

    Speaking of which (and presuming there’ll be a separate multi-media post on this sometime), I did my constitution no end of good last night by getting down to The Front for one of the best nights of music, singing and conviviality in ages. Mr Matty Ellis, Sanjeev Da Silva, Russell Blair/Blair Russell — I’m confused!, Curly O’Hooligan, Ben Drysdale and the absolutely sublime Jacquie Apps. I mourn, my friends, for anyone who couldn’t make it.

    It was something truly special.

  15. #15
    johnboy (RiotACT Overlord) 12:36, 22 Oct 08

    Hold your horses, video takes time.

    As for late joining, it’s exceptionally common, just call me on 0412 690 643 to find out where the next bar is.

  16. #16
    Granny (Protagonist) 12:36, 22 Oct 08

    I would have gone if you did, but last time I heard I wasn’t sure if you were going. Glad you enjoyed it – can’t say I’m surprised!

  17. #17
    Granny (Protagonist) 12:37, 22 Oct 08

    Ok, thanks, johnboy!

  18. #18
    Loose Brown (Anarchist) 12:54, 22 Oct 08

    NOOOOOOOOOO!!! This ride has been scheduled when the entire Rat Patrol will be riding freakbikes in the MS Society’s Sydney to the Gong ride.

    You MUST hold this event again. With or without a free keg for inspiration. And then Rat Patrol can come with all our firebike, DJ booth, tallbike, pixiebike and chopper glory.

  19. #19
    Overheard (Veteran Rioter) 12:56, 22 Oct 08

    johnboy said :

    Hold your horses, video takes time.

    Appreciate that, JB, probably more than most given some of my past and present media activities. Hence the use of the word ’sometime’ which was a literal, not value-laden, choice of words!!!

  20. #20
    SamTSeppo (Rioter) 13:03, 22 Oct 08

    The most fun you’ll have at bars in Canberra at year long. Anyone who doesn’t manage to haul their ass out to it is truly, truly missing out.

    Going by the last podcast, you need to make sure to get Pablo and his penny-farthing out this time.

  21. #21
    PM (Rabble Rouser) 13:12, 22 Oct 08

    Right… so I have until 1 November to master the use of my unicycle…

  22. #22
    Overheard (Veteran Rioter) 13:13, 22 Oct 08

    PM said :

    Right… so I have until 1 November to master the use of my unicycle…

    Practice makes one wheely good…

  23. #23
    S4anta (Veteran Rioter) 13:18, 22 Oct 08

    Hey PM,

    Want to goodies styley?

  24. #24
    Overheard (Veteran Rioter) 13:21, 22 Oct 08

    S4anta said :

    Hey PM,

    Want to goodies styley?

    Oh do, and promise there’ll be lots of pics!!

  25. #25
    PM (Rabble Rouser) 13:53, 22 Oct 08

    S4anta, who will be our Bill Oddie?

  26. #26
    PM (Rabble Rouser) 14:18, 22 Oct 08

    BTW S4anta, you’d better be here for the Bicycle Bar Crawl – I’m refocussing my energies on building a three seater bike – to buy one would simply be too expensive.

  27. #27
    S4anta (Veteran Rioter) 14:22, 22 Oct 08

    Yes I will be. May i suggest we hire one? I know a bloke, as per usual

  28. #28
    toriness (Rabble Rouser) 14:32, 22 Oct 08

    dagnabbit i will be wasted at UC – stonefest

  29. #29
    Peachy (Hooligan) 14:36, 22 Oct 08

    Keen to join but am really bad at biking to start with, let alone drunk. I think for my and everyone elses safety I’ll give it a miss. Have fun though!

  30. #30
    Fiona (Picketer) 14:41, 22 Oct 08

    hmm I stil havent ridden my bike after having it a year.

  31. #31
    PM (Rabble Rouser) 14:51, 22 Oct 08

    S4anta, is it a 3-seater?

  32. #32
    tylersmayhem (Veteran Rioter) 15:32, 22 Oct 08

    Ummm…not wanting to be a party pooper here – but I DO have an honest question…can you get done for drink cycling? I was under the impression that you can get charged. I admit I have been guilty of this in the past, and probably rightfully so after running into parked cars and trees.

    Is there a law on this?

  33. #33
    PM (Rabble Rouser) 15:34, 22 Oct 08

    That’s why I want a 3-seater – they’ll never catch me then!

  34. #34
    johnboy (RiotACT Overlord) 15:35, 22 Oct 08

    Yes, you can get done for drink cycling.

    But with lots of food, water, and exercise between drinks the real inebriation doesn’t start until the bikes are all safely parked.

  35. #35
    Maelinar (Agitator) 15:38, 22 Oct 08

    S4anta – a confirmation of your attendance would be most appreciated.

    You know how to contact me if I miss the post here.

  36. #36
    S4anta (Veteran Rioter) 15:44, 22 Oct 08

    Mael,

    In. Bring the (beer) rain!

  37. #37
    tylersmayhem (Veteran Rioter) 15:58, 22 Oct 08

    If I come, do you promise not to MOD me JB?

  38. #38
    Granny (Protagonist) 16:00, 22 Oct 08

    It’s called duct tape … *hehe*

  39. #39
    tylersmayhem (Veteran Rioter) 16:03, 22 Oct 08

    Hmmm, you probably wouldn’t need it Granny. I have quite an alter ego on here. :) RiotACT is my outlet (rightly or wrongly), and I think many of you would be surprised if you met me. Or not!? Depends on opinions that have already been formed. Part of my own conduct I’m afraid!

  40. #40
    Granny (Protagonist) 16:05, 22 Oct 08

    You strike me as the naughty boy in class that is always getting in trouble, but everybody has a sneaking admiration because it takes guts to cop punishment that often and besides it is very entertaining!

  41. #41
    johnboy (RiotACT Overlord) 16:14, 22 Oct 08

    Tyler the harshest moderation likely on a bar crawl is someone who doesn’t like what you have to say sitting on another table.

    But as most conversation is “what shall we have to eat?”, and “who’s buy is it?” I don’t imagine even you can get yourself in too much trouble.

  42. #42
    Granny (Protagonist) 16:16, 22 Oct 08

    I’ve never been on a bar crawl. Not ever.

  43. #43
    Overheard (Veteran Rioter) 16:18, 22 Oct 08

    toriness said :

    dagnabbit i will be wasted at UC – stonefest

    Jaysus, I’m going to miss the bike drink AND the Dandy Warhols.

    Bob hates me — must be cos I don’t go to church…

  44. #44
    tylersmayhem (Veteran Rioter) 16:26, 22 Oct 08

    You strike me as the naughty boy in class that is always getting in trouble, but everybody has a sneaking admiration because it takes guts to cop punishment that often and besides it is very entertaining!

    It’s bizarre how good you are at picking characters Granny. Were you my teacher at Marist once?! With your description, there are plenty I went to school with who should be able to pick who I am now (but please don’t – ANON on here suit me just fine).

    I’d love for you to read one of my school reports pre year 11 & 12 Granny, I think you’d laugh at the resemblance to your comments :P

  45. #45
    tylersmayhem (Veteran Rioter) 16:28, 22 Oct 08

    But as most conversation is “what shall we have to eat?”, and “who’s buy is it?” I don’t imagine even you can get yourself in too much trouble.

    Dang, I was hoping for some kind of opiniated discussion, or something other than “what are we eating” or “who’s paying”.

  46. #46
    johnboy (RiotACT Overlord) 16:30, 22 Oct 08

    Well you can turn conversation where ever you desire.

  47. #47
    Granny (Protagonist) 16:32, 22 Oct 08

    tylersmayhem said :

    I’d love for you to read one of my school reports pre year 11 & 12 Granny, I think you’d laugh at the resemblance to your comments :P

    *chuckle*

    You’ll have to bring one along in case I make it!

  48. #48
    SamTSeppo (Rioter) 18:45, 22 Oct 08

    I love it! Someone always raises the spectre of drunk cycling.

    Because we all know someone who has been run over by a drunk cyclinst and killed. It haunts every suburb, and no one will talk about it: that cyclist riding home after three beers who kills an entire kindergarten class.

    Why won’t the government do anything?!

  49. #49
    Ari (Veteran Rioter) 18:48, 22 Oct 08

    Oh SamTSeppo, won’t you please think of the children?

  50. #50
    SamTSeppo (Rioter) 19:08, 22 Oct 08

    Ari, I would, but I ran them the hell over with my bicycle.


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