Smoke less cones.

Wouldn’t you just love to catch ‘em in the act and rub their nose in it!

Holden Caulfield said :

Smoke less cones.

You mean “fewer”, surely?

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

I know who it is… it’s the Scatman! Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop…

But seriously, it’s a pretty awful thing to do on someone’s front lawn. The guy must be a real arsehole.

Now the Jerrabomberra residents who are living in fear of the slingshot bandit can see they don’t have it sooo bad.

Go down to Coles and buy one of those $30 android phones, install some IP camera software on it and stick it in your front window recording.

If the culprit is doing their business at night, then also get one of those motion activated floodlights.

Should be a good start.

The answer is to build something like this:
http://youtu.be/uIbkLjjlMV8

DrKoresh said :

Holden Caulfield said :

Smoke less cones.

You mean “fewer”, surely?

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

No, I meant Less Cones™.

its the Brown Poo Poo Monster, a “natural” evolution from the Yellow Pee Pee Monster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V-_7Z7xt1g

Warning NSFW, do not watch if easily offended by modily functions. Do not watch if younger than 18, do not watch if over 18, do not watch if 18, do not try this at home or at your local shops. Just don’t watch it ok and don’t ask me how I know about it, ok I blame Tosh.0

Does she live at Number 2?

Keijidosha said :

The answer is to build something like this:
http://youtu.be/uIbkLjjlMV8

So beautiful! So simple!

ewww…seriously???? it’s probably some hobo

I know who it is… it’s the Scatman! Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop…

Pay that man

We used to have someone at residences dump a turd in the general toilet tiled area, but not in the bowl. The Brownish Bomber as he/she came to be known.

Happens at the ‘crack’ of dawn? He sounds poofessional though.

maybe someone who is OCD enough to wipe their dog’s behind but not OCD enough to pick up afterwards?

Has Don Lane been resurrected and posting under the name of DangerMouse?

Maybe those two girls with that one cup finally had enough and have branched out?

Actually, I hadn’t heard of the Ainslie s***ter before reading this post. And to tell the truth, I reckon I could’ve got by pretty well without hearing about him. Or her, unlikely as that may be.

I’m damn glad I’m not living in that neck of the woods right now.

Kerryhemsley said :

Has Don Lane been resurrected and posting under the name of DangerMouse?

OMG the rumours about Don Lane’s preference for glass-topped tables still circulate…

Postalgeek said :

Does she live at Number 2?

And have the nickname “Nugget”?

ToastFliesRED said :

maybe someone who is OCD enough to wipe their dog’s behind but not OCD enough to pick up afterwards?

Must be a fcking big dog!

thebrownstreak69 said :

ToastFliesRED said :

maybe someone who is OCD enough to wipe their dog’s behind but not OCD enough to pick up afterwards?

Must be a fcking big dog!

What would a brownstreak know about wiping butts?

…Hang on a minute, go on.

thebrownstreak69 said :

ToastFliesRED said :

maybe someone who is OCD enough to wipe their dog’s behind but not OCD enough to pick up afterwards?

Must be a fcking big dog!

Wilfred

LSWCHP said :

Actually, I hadn’t heard of the Ainslie s***ter before reading this post. And to tell the truth, I reckon I could’ve got by pretty well without hearing about him. Or her, unlikely as that may be.

I’m damn glad I’m not living in that neck of the woods right now.

Yeah – it’s kinda like Skid Row …

They have diddly-squat chance of finding him…

You help one neighbour fertilise their lawn and you get called the Ainslie S***ter.

You’re all crack-ing me up!

I think they can do DNA tests on this, can’t they?

bundah said :

Wouldn’t you just love to catch ‘em in the act and rub their nose in it!

Not really, but it takes all sorts, I suppose.

Matt_Watts said :

I think they can do DNA tests on this, can’t they?

Are you volunteering?