The flight of the Bumblebee mapped

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ainslie, ainslie s***ter, public defecation, the bumblebee

By johnboy 25 February, 2013 22

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Five days ago DangerMouse alerted the community to the Ainslie S***ter.

Last night Justin Heywood suggested the more appropriate title of “The Bumblebee” (his motions are apparently regular but his movements are erratic).

This afternoon

GregJones

This guy is not a myth here’s the proof – http://youtu.be/-41frDsZs8c

Also, a map of the previous targets – http://imm.io/XkaY

Now if you should be The Bumblebee, or know him or her, Barcham would love to interview them. Email joel@the-riotact.com to make contact.

UPDATE: Barcham appears to have cracked the code:

So I’ve been focussing all of my investigative prowess onto this case and after carefully reviewing the evidence I believe I have a solid idea where the Bumblebee will strike next. I propose we get together a team to stake out these locations for the next week or so.

map prediction

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22 Responses to The flight of the Bumblebee mapped

DrKoresh3:25 pm, 25 Feb 13

What’s the bet they live on the Chisolm, Gow and Canning St block? Also, ew.

johnboy3:31 pm, 25 Feb 13

I’m really hoping this doesn’t turn out to be a cunning You Are Here performance piece.

poetix4:13 pm, 25 Feb 13

The glasses placed (or installed) near the poo looked vaguely hipster.

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd4:14 pm, 25 Feb 13

So gross. Are they hitting the same houses over and over or is it a new place every time?

martyo4:28 pm, 25 Feb 13

it’s forming a turd on the map! Genius level trolling….

astrojax4:30 pm, 25 Feb 13

we know this defecator is male how?

Jivrashia4:31 pm, 25 Feb 13

WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

pptvb4:34 pm, 25 Feb 13

I’ve heard that plastic soft drink bottles of water, placed around your yard, will deter him.

DrKoresh4:41 pm, 25 Feb 13

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

#10

DrKoresh4:42 pm, 25 Feb 13

pptvb said :

I’ve heard that plastic soft drink bottles of water, placed around your yard, will deter him.

And keep your air free of cigarette smoke?

#11

Girt_Hindrance4:45 pm, 25 Feb 13

(his motions are apparently regular but his movements are erratic).

Maybe his movements are regular and motions erratic?

#12

Pork Hunt6:40 pm, 25 Feb 13

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

There was zero effort put into presentation in the video. Clearly, this person has never decorated a cake for example and clearly must be a male.

#13

dungfungus7:12 pm, 25 Feb 13

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

#14

Pork Hunt8:46 pm, 25 Feb 13

dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

That is one aspect of WWII history I am unaware of, would you care to elaborate?

#15

DrKoresh8:49 pm, 25 Feb 13

dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

There’s a difference between a man getting his rocks off watching a woman poo, and a woman getting her rocks off by pooing in front of people watching.

I can’t believe I just typed that sentence, can we change the subject now?

#16

Pork Hunt9:02 pm, 25 Feb 13

DrKoresh said :

dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

There’s a difference between a man getting his rocks off watching a woman poo, and a woman getting her rocks off by pooing in front of people watching.

I can’t believe I just typed that sentence, can we change the subject now?

You’re driving this bus, I’m just hanging onto the strap…

#17

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd9:33 pm, 25 Feb 13

DrKoresh said :

dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

There’s a difference between a man getting his rocks off watching a woman poo, and a woman getting her rocks off by pooing in front of people watching.

I can’t believe I just typed that sentence, can we change the subject now?

Hey you guys, I have this lovely glass table for sale. All you need extra is to find a woman willing to do the deed.

Bids start at $125

#18

bundah9:47 pm, 25 Feb 13

Has anyone submitted the turd for analysis in order to determine whether the turd dumper is turdfaced?

#19

dungfungus8:15 am, 26 Feb 13

bundah said :

Has anyone submitted the turd for analysis in order to determine whether the turd dumper is turdfaced?

The presence of keyways on the stool can indicate the perpetrator has haemorrhoids.

#20

Paul00751:13 pm, 26 Feb 13

At least it’s on the footpath. You have less chance of stepping in it because it’s easier to see.

#21

Pork Hunt5:35 pm, 26 Feb 13

dungfungus said :

bundah said :

Has anyone submitted the turd for analysis in order to determine whether the turd dumper is turdfaced?

The presence of keyways on the stool can indicate the perpetrator has haemorrhoids.

With a user name like yours, who is going to argue with that theory?

#22

gospeedygo12:21 pm, 01 Mar 13

Pork Hunt said :

dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

That is one aspect of WWII history I am unaware of, would you care to elaborate?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtRyUZYIvPM&bpctr=1362102585