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The flight of the Bumblebee mapped

By johnboy - 25 February 2013 22

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Five days ago DangerMouse alerted the community to the Ainslie S***ter.

Last night Justin Heywood suggested the more appropriate title of “The Bumblebee” (his motions are apparently regular but his movements are erratic).

This afternoon

GregJones

This guy is not a myth here’s the proof – http://youtu.be/-41frDsZs8c

Also, a map of the previous targets – http://imm.io/XkaY

Now if you should be The Bumblebee, or know him or her, Barcham would love to interview them. Email joel@the-riotact.com to make contact.


UPDATE: Barcham appears to have cracked the code:

So I’ve been focussing all of my investigative prowess onto this case and after carefully reviewing the evidence I believe I have a solid idea where the Bumblebee will strike next. I propose we get together a team to stake out these locations for the next week or so.

map prediction

What’s Your opinion?


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22 Responses to
The flight of the Bumblebee mapped
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DrKoresh 3:25 pm
25 Feb 13
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What’s the bet they live on the Chisolm, Gow and Canning St block? Also, ew.

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johnboy 3:31 pm
25 Feb 13
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I’m really hoping this doesn’t turn out to be a cunning You Are Here performance piece.

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poetix 4:13 pm
25 Feb 13
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The glasses placed (or installed) near the poo looked vaguely hipster.

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Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 4:14 pm
25 Feb 13
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So gross. Are they hitting the same houses over and over or is it a new place every time?

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martyo 4:28 pm
25 Feb 13
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it’s forming a turd on the map! Genius level trolling….

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astrojax 4:30 pm
25 Feb 13
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we know this defecator is male how?

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Jivrashia 4:31 pm
25 Feb 13
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WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

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pptvb 4:34 pm
25 Feb 13
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I’ve heard that plastic soft drink bottles of water, placed around your yard, will deter him.

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DrKoresh 4:41 pm
25 Feb 13
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astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

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DrKoresh 4:42 pm
25 Feb 13
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pptvb said :

I’ve heard that plastic soft drink bottles of water, placed around your yard, will deter him.

And keep your air free of cigarette smoke?

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Girt_Hindrance 4:45 pm
25 Feb 13
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(his motions are apparently regular but his movements are erratic).

Maybe his movements are regular and motions erratic?

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Pork Hunt 6:40 pm
25 Feb 13
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astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

There was zero effort put into presentation in the video. Clearly, this person has never decorated a cake for example and clearly must be a male.

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dungfungus 7:12 pm
25 Feb 13
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DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

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Pork Hunt 8:46 pm
25 Feb 13
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dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

That is one aspect of WWII history I am unaware of, would you care to elaborate?

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DrKoresh 8:49 pm
25 Feb 13
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dungfungus said :

DrKoresh said :

astrojax said :

we know this defecator is male how?

Oh, come on. I don’t care if it’s sexist to say so, but women don’t tend to show off their bowel movements.

Hitler would disagree with you on that one.

There’s a difference between a man getting his rocks off watching a woman poo, and a woman getting her rocks off by pooing in front of people watching.

I can’t believe I just typed that sentence, can we change the subject now?

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