5 and 15 minute parking - I don't get it

Look on the Window do they have a disabled card? They will park as close as possible.

Seriously, if everyone obeyed the law the 5 minute parks would always be empty. What can anyone get done in just 5 minutes. Possibly you could get some money from a very close ATM but even that would be pushing it.

This 5 minute parking is just asking people to break the law.

Explanation is simple – no PhD required, two words only … ‘Lazy bogans’.

V twin venom you say:

‘The 15 mins are just a plot by the Capitalist operators of the Hyperdome to get you to stay longer. The fact that these spaces are empty shows that the clever Socialists won’t be fooled by their trickery.’

Ah, thanks. I guess I’m not one of the clever ones then.

At least I knew it couldn’t be a communist plot. That’s in Highgate Cemetery.

Back on topic please people.

That loonie wasn’t the troll known as proofpositive was it?

Dernit, I hate missing stuff! My womanly curiousity goes into overdrive … sometimes even hyperdrive or warp drive.

The 15 mins are just a plot by the Capitalist operators of the Hyperdome to get you to stay longer. The fact that these spaces are empty shows that the clever Socialists won’t be fooled by their trickery.

Wow! And I thought I had that role earmarked to myself!

Just a feeble attack from one of our loonies. Contained and eradicated in seconds.