TV News last night was enriched by the spectacle of the hordes of Beaudeans of all ages waddling out of court abusing the waiting media.
The cause was that one of their own, Benjamin Wayne Holcroft, had been found guilty of killing his mother’s ex-boyfriend, Danny Ralph, and throwing the body in the Queanbeyan River, with help from the family.
It seems in Queanbeyan they’re capable of successfully investigating and prosecuting murders.
It is important to note that Ben’s mother, Kodie Beaudean, was found not guilty of being an accessory after the fact.
UPDATE: PBO’s contribution should not be missed:
PBO
(Rabble Rouser)
11:43, 28 Apr 10Beaudean, beaudean, beaudean, beaudean
Im begging of you please don’t drown that man
Beaudean, beaudean, beaudean, beaudean
Please don’t take him out just because you canYour mum could have her choice of men
But she could never love again
He’s drowned and dead, beaudeanTaneeka had that talk with you
Mums happiness depended on you
And whatever Ben decided to do, beaudeanBeaudean, beaudean, beaudean, beaudean
Im begging of you please don’t drown that man
Beaudean, beaudean, beaudean, beaudean