The ApARTments for everyone?

The “grass” is fake but the garden beds are real. As for naked men sitting on the communal garden benches can I just say EWWWWWWWW – they could at least be sitting on a towel :/

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

“Revealing views!”

OR

“They’re all they’re cracked up to be”.

*had*

Andrew at been looking for the right time to tell Paul how he felt. He figured today was it.

“I can’t believe I trusted the salesman when he told me this phone’s camera would be as good as a normal camera.”

If you fear sunburn, these are not the apartments for you!

which one is the RE agent and which one is the buyer??

But is it art?

where’s fido?

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if you love clothes, these are not the apartments for you…

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hang out with the best equipment at the best apartments.

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come play! [hang on, that didn’t work… d’oh[a]!]

B.Y.O towel

“Double duty (ooo er) … if you cross your leg thusley, it prevents tackle tangle in the arty garden chaise, AND your inner thigh gets a decent tanning”.

ACT Labour Govt take political correctness to the extreme, by mandating each new apartment block should have one apartment reserved for hermaphrodites.

If you’ve ever photographed two naked guys sunbathing and posted it on the Internet
these are the apartments for you.

Don’t you just love how they laid the lawn…………….now, speaking of getting laid…..

ok Josh, you whistle up the sex aid, I’ll get the peanut butter…

maybe they should change from apartments to cottaging