Dear John,
We know that as a fat old neanderthal Queenslander you despise the Brumbies and all their works and long for the happy days when Queensland v. NSW was all that mattered in the world of rugby.
But I humbly suggest that in future you play a scrum half at scrum half and thereby leave yourself free to have the world’s best inside centre play that position rather than whatever time serving hack takes your fancy.
It’s true that Matt Giteau is a better scrum half than I am, but the same could be said of at least a few hundred thousand Australians. Whereas in all the world Matty’s unsurpassed wider in the line and one Gregan G is a rather good half in anyone’s book.
That will be all.