Buying cheap/bulk coconut water in Canberra

For some people on here, their daily exercise consists of fishing for compliments and jumping to conclusions.

kevn said :

Tiny jump in ridiculousness there. “OMG! This thing has a potential to become a less than totally safe thing! Let’s not talk about it!”

Glad you revealed your plan. If you hadn’t egged your original posts with a bit of a “man of mystery” effect, the conjecture wouldn’t have arisen. Re the (perfectly reasonable) then conjecture, you think that any Rioters who suggested a source for ingredients for a home-made distilling outfit that led to similar deaths to the grappa episode wouldn’t feel dreadful about it? Or even be somewhat liable?

Masquara said :

Vindalu said :

Hmmm, I suspect some fermentation and distillation on the go here.

I hope OP is aware of the two deaths and one severe brain injury in Queensland from drinking moonshine grappa last June. And the two Australian deaths in Bali from drinking backyard liquor in the last 18 months. Doesn’t sound, from the quantity, like the “grappa per la famiglia” scale of operation re the Queensland incident, more like a commercial operation? (Might be prudent for Rioters to stop participating in this in the form of suggesting where OP can source the ingredients?)

Seriously…. because someone somewhere has died, we should jump to the wrong conclusion and treat someone like they are a child?

kevn said :

Masquara said :

Vindalu said :

Hmmm, I suspect some fermentation and distillation on the go here.

(Might be prudent for Rioters to stop participating in this in the form of suggesting where OP can source the ingredients?)

Tiny jump in ridiculousness there. “OMG! This thing has a potential to become a less than totally safe thing! Let’s not talk about it!”

There will be no distillation of said coconut water. It will be used instead of water in the fermentation of perfectly safe and legal (albeit experimental and possibly horrible) beer.

…and if we can’t talk about horrible experimental home brew then by god the terrorists have already won.

Masquara said :

Vindalu said :

Hmmm, I suspect some fermentation and distillation on the go here.

(Might be prudent for Rioters to stop participating in this in the form of suggesting where OP can source the ingredients?)

Tiny jump in ridiculousness there. “OMG! This thing has a potential to become a less than totally safe thing! Let’s not talk about it!”

There will be no distillation of said coconut water. It will be used instead of water in the fermentation of perfectly safe and legal (albeit experimental and possibly horrible) beer.

Vindalu said :

Hmmm, I suspect some fermentation and distillation on the go here.

I hope OP is aware of the two deaths and one severe brain injury in Queensland from drinking moonshine grappa last June. And the two Australian deaths in Bali from drinking backyard liquor in the last 18 months. Doesn’t sound, from the quantity, like the “grappa per la famiglia” scale of operation re the Queensland incident, more like a commercial operation? (Might be prudent for Rioters to stop participating in this in the form of suggesting where OP can source the ingredients?)

Wow, coconut brandy? Sounds magnificent!!!

Hmmm, I suspect some fermentation and distillation on the go here.

neanderthalsis said :

Kevn’s Christmas shopping list may be:
40L Coconut water
20L Bicardi
40L Pineapple juice
1 plastic bin

2 plastic bins – one for the stuff that goes in, one for the stuff that will come out.

Kevn’s Christmas shopping list may be:
40L Coconut water
20L Bicardi
40L Pineapple juice
1 plastic bin