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That’s a mighty fine ass you got there!!!

And just to be really offensive…

“Well ma’am your menu choices are pork, and let’s just say…other.”

When the pigs and horses got together in town little Johnny knew it wouldn’t be safe outside anymore.

Once upon a time a pig met a horse and a magical fairytale began

“Look he just wants a sugar cube.” “Just a little closer, human.”

Oops double post, can you delete one pls JB?

But I’d like to add…

“Okay you proved your point it’s not that big. You’ll still date a colleague though right?”

When the local pony club was rolled police rounded up the usual suspects

Two recent escapees from Chum apprehended in Canberra

AFP K9 unit serving premium grass fed mince

Blue rapid services

Cop – High on grass. That’s gunna cost ya.
Horse – No waaaay maaaan, I got the munchies soooo bad.

Saddled with neigh-borhood horseplay, this pair grass to the Feds. “With any luck, we’ll have their night-mares sorted,” said Constable Trotter.

RAPID caught 2 unlicenced drivers this weekend!

If we let the mounted units horses run free, will anyone notice?

mr sludge said :

cobb&co to break Action drivers blocade

Service improves, car drivers find public transport causes less s*** on our roads

Horse ‘I wusnt doin nothin, just mindin me own business’ Police ‘Well how do you explain this grass lying all over the place’ Horse ‘not mine sumon musta left it here cauz they wuz runnin away from ya’

or

“Horses Mourn Latest Joel Monaghan Victim”

“ACT Sniffer Horses Hot on the Trail of Copper Thieves”

Cop on left: “I’ve finally worked out what law this horse is breaking and written the ticket, but now, where to put it?”

…and that’s how Canberra got a second “Horse Park Drive”.

We look like a couple of prized clowns.

cobb&co to break Action drivers blocade

“this is your final warning, you’ve been given a move-on notice once today”

“Comon, it’s just grass man.”

cop: “I know you’re upset about the disbanding of the mounted police, but this is not the right place to protest about it.”

Well fellas, whaddya think about the new pursuit vehicles we got from the mounted police unit ?

(Cop on left): Now look here youse. Just because you think Black Caviar is going to win every single race anywhere in the world for the next ten years doesn’t mean you can just put yourselves out to pasture like this …

Cop on left: “…well that’s not the story your friend told us. You know what I think? I think you two were over in the playground eating all that long grass by the fence…”

Cop: We can’t let you outperform the TAMS lawnmowing service. Move along.
Horse: Munch.. Munch..