DFO Canberra Launches!!

I want my freebie gift.

I’m with you Scootergal. Yawn. I’ll get more entertainment from seeing the photos in the city news of all the bores getting frocked up and posing for the cameras.

If anyone has a spare ticket, can you maybe let me know? I got one, but stupidly assumed they were doubles.

Duh 🙂

Well yippee. More giordano and scooter stores.

Well yippee. More giordano and scooter stores.

Mia80 – you sound like you know what you’re talking about…tutt tutt off now

Man this is going to be a real challenge for Bogan Depot to keep it’s limited clientele.
All Canberra needs now is an Ikea and we are a trashy southern Sydney burb.
YAY!

Fair enough if you’re not interested in shopping. Neither is my husband – which is why I have to shop you see, so that he has clothes to wear ;o)

I think I can resist for a few years. I have only been to Brand Depot once, about 6 months ago, and it was looking pretty sorry then – lots of empty shops. They have been promoting Tuesday (I think)as pensioners day, free coffee, sing along with the Silver Baron whoever he might be. Desparate. On the plus side, there was a hell of a lot of parking space outside.

“Don’t miss out on the hottest invitation in town restricted to the first 3,000 people, click to RSVP here”

Hottest invitation?! Bah. It’s a big shop.

Meh, care factor?

I hate shopping – though I s’pose this may be because I never get to buy more than the essentials, what with rent being so ridiculously high . . .

I certainly would not bother to travel to either of these places.

All the places have been filled!

Snowtown-world-domination-masterplan even…..

S4anta said :

September 11, doesn’t seem the best date to launch a new mall

hehehe

At least it guarantees an explosive start to these small businesses operations.

Mr Snow does have free reign at the airport and DFO is a big thorn in the Snowtown-worl-domination-masterplan….

September 11, doesn’t seem the best date to launch a new mall

hehehe

At least it guarantees an explosive start to these small businesses operations.

areaman said :

September 11, doesn’t seem the best date to launch a new mall.

ZOMG!!!!11!!!!IT’S IN A FREAKING FLIGHT PATH TOO!!!

WE’RE ALL DOOMED, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

scootergal….will you marry me? 🙂

Has anybody informed the Chaser yet ?

September 11, doesn’t seem the best date to launch a new mall.

Be very careful, DFO marketers. You will get slammed as soon as anyone here has been there I suspect! Wrong target audience altogether most likely!

Another way for the stupid to be separated from their money.

Well, I’m not usually doing much on a Thursday night. So what the hell, I just used the RSVP link. I wonder what colour the VIP lanyard will be?

Am I the only female who doesn’t really get excited at more shops, or shopping? Oh well, good on them for more crazy mass consumption of stuff we don’t need. I’ll check it out once (like I did with brand depot) and probably not give it another thought.

tickboom said :

DFO: Now not featuring Starbucks!

(Those who’ve seen the floorplan previously posted on this site will understand.)

HAHAHA! I just realized that!! 😀

Seriously, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!! *squee*

DFO: Now not featuring Starbucks!

(Those who’ve seen the floorplan previously posted on this site will understand.)

Weeeee, just what Canberra needs, more shops!

…hide their wives wallets…

Wallets?!

…until the novelty of this wears off…

Too late.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Reminds me of the South Park episode when Walmart opens a store in town:

Cartman: Dude, check it out! “Time Cop” on DVD. Three copies for eighteen bucks!
Kyle: Why the hell would you want three copies of the same movie?
Cartman: Because one copy is nine ninety-eight! But this way you save like twenty bucks!
Kyle: You only need one copy, r-tard!
Cartman: Okay, fine, dumb ass, YOU go ahead and buy one copy for nine ninety-eight!
Kyle: Okay, fine, I will! (grabs a copy) Huh, wait a minute! I don’t even want ONE copy of Time Cop! (puts it back)
Cartman: Dude, you can’t shop for crap

Can’t wait! DFO has a lot of decent shops – I hope we don’t just get the merchandise that doesn’t sell in the bigger ones though!

I wonder how long it will be until Brand Depot closes down?

Yes, yes, yes…

no, no, no, no, no…..

and my wife rings me now.

damn it!