Does any party have better crumpet for a leader?

johnboy 13 December 2007 59

So, with the ACT Liberals moving from the ridiculous to the sublime in their leadership switch from big bald Bill Stefaniak to the sex symbol Seselja it’s time to ask an important question…

Is there a political party leader you’d rather shag (assuming you swing that way) than Z?

(My ex-girlfriend was very firm that he would be her free go.)

If citing overseas leaders please provide links to pictures. Now knock yourselves out.

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59 Responses to Does any party have better crumpet for a leader?
VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy 2:53 pm 11 Nov 09

Any updates on this?

Pandy Pandy 5:41 pm 14 Dec 07

Plonkygirl, post a picture.

Skidbladnir Skidbladnir 1:47 pm 14 Dec 07

Skidbladnir is no man’s wife or handbag.

Two of the switch operators here claim Zed Sexsellsja has a ‘nerdly hotness’ quality meaning he is only acceptably shaggable at certain times.
So apparently its a ladyhormone thing that needs a set of ovaries to appreciate fully.

Ponkygirl Ponkygirl 1:38 pm 14 Dec 07

I’d hit it. Major dilf.

Mælinar Mælinar 1:27 pm 14 Dec 07

William Pit the Younger:

“I know your sort Sir! Once it was I in the school hall, trousers round my ankles, hot crumpet burning my cheeks with shame. Working every hour of the day to become Prime Minister and fight sloth and privilege wherever I found it”


“I trust you were not too busy to remove the crumpet”

Thumper Thumper 1:19 pm 14 Dec 07

Are you related to a crumpet?

Mælinar Mælinar 1:08 pm 14 Dec 07

I am in no way affiliated with the Zed Zeppelin.

astrojax astrojax 12:46 pm 14 Dec 07

i didn’t think zed objected to ross’ reference toi his sex symbolicness, just passed it off that his wife had been busy.

own up, maelinar – you’re zed’s wife really, aren’t you! or is it you, ski? ; )

i rekkun zed’ll be a boon to the local libs. he’s so cuu-uu-uu-te!

Skidbladnir Skidbladnir 10:11 am 14 Dec 07

Brendan has shown himself to be a gutless weasel time and time again.
The CT will have to wait a long time.

Sammy Sammy 10:10 am 14 Dec 07

And i’m sure the Canberra Times headline writers are just waiting for the day that Brendan takes the leadership from him, so they can run the headline:

“Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead”.

Sammy Sammy 10:09 am 14 Dec 07

On 666 this morning Zed again claimed that his transition into the leadership was the smoothest transition of leadership that Australia politics had seen in recent times.

Whatever Zed is smoking, I want some.

Thumper Thumper 9:58 am 14 Dec 07

Is Jennifer Love Hewitt a political party leader?

Skidbladnir Skidbladnir 9:54 am 14 Dec 07

Also: Still not sexy.

Skidbladnir Skidbladnir 9:53 am 14 Dec 07

They’ve just seen a successful change of leadership twelve months from an election at the Federal level, so they’re following suit.

By the way, did anybody see Zed’s comment about this last week being “the best and smoothest transition (of a party) you’ll ever see” while keeping a straight face?

This man may be able to play at politics, people.

johnboy johnboy 9:47 am 14 Dec 07

Ros Solley from the local ABC reads this blog. Zed objected to be calling a male sex symbol.

Well he would say that wouldn’t he?

shenanigans shenanigans 9:41 am 14 Dec 07

OK, i admit it – I have thing for George W Bush. That American college jock thing is kinda hot. He also has a really nice nose and a very cheeky smile. He looks sort of strong and a little bit domineering… mmm

Thumper Thumper 9:36 am 14 Dec 07

Frankly I think Zed is the man to lead the libs. New blood, new ideas, might even be able to bring some solidarity to them.

Skidbladnir Skidbladnir 9:24 am 14 Dec 07

I think I need to go back to listening to local ABC coverage, apparently they’re relevant to the community again. 🙂

Pandy Pandy 9:11 am 14 Dec 07

Ros Solley from the local ABC reads this blog. Zed objected to be calling a male sex symbol.

Heavs Heavs 9:05 am 14 Dec 07

If only Vicki Dunne had got up this time …

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